Good or Funny Comebacks for Homophobes?

Sister: How do you know you're gay if you haven't had sex with a man.
Me: Well how many girls have you slept with
Sister: None
Me: Well how do you know you're not gay.

Homophobe: Being gay is a choice
Me: When did you choose to be straight.

Homophobe: I don't agree with gay marriage
Me: Then don't get gay married

Homophobe: You don't look gay
Me: You do

Homophobe: Being gay is a huge sin it's agaisnt God.
Me (in my head): You made this Lesbian you're daughters Godmother.

 

I like your comeback and I like your username!

 

Person yelling on the street: "GAAAAAAY"
Me: "STRAAAAAAAIGHT" Oh Wait, that's not actually funny. Get a life.

(Tends to work surprisingly well, people don't expect you to be snarky back)

 

Some comments I've heard and comebacks I thought of later, unfortunately didn't have a chance to test them.

Homophobe: Oh, you are gay? Ask God for help and I'll pray for you.
Me: I'll pray you learn to accept people.


Homophobe: Gay people need to figure out what went wrong in their lives.
Me: You need to figure out what went wrong in your life for you not to accept people.

 

Simple but gold

Kudos to that lady, lmao! (Also, does it seriously say you shouldn't have cloth of mixed fibers? What even is the reasoning behind that, if any?? What the hell? x'D)

Also, the above comeback is great (the one about praying for the homophobe to learn to accept people. I can't apparently add another quote for whatever reason).

 

Old colleague: i dont like gay men.
Sassy me: we don't like you either. We have good taste you know

 

Two reasons.

1. The religious side of it, that all of God's creations are perfect as they are or he wouldn't have made them that way, so combining two of his creations by mixing fibers is like saying he didn't make them good enough to begin with, which was an insult to God.

2. The practical side of it, that merchants were ripping people off at the time by selling them expensive clothing made of 'pure silk' and things like that which were actually heavily watered down with cheaper fibers so the merchants could make more money, and since barely anyone could tell the difference it was a pretty easy scam to run. They hoped it would make people less likely to scam others if they thought it was against their religion to do it.

 

I am not asking you to like anyone. I like myself.

 

If men are supposed to be freinds with men, women are supposed to be freinds with women, why can’t women date women and men date men?

 

the bible says being gay is fine, as long as you're high
"a man who lays with another man should be stoned"