give the wrong awnser

To give our video game consoles a bit of a break.

Why do we cut our hair?

 

So we can learn to pick ourselves up.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

 

Because That's So Raven.

Why do men have such nice buts?

 

The year was 1104, Jesus had just won the war against the Romans using his god like powers, and Leonardo di Caprio had just won on Oscar. For the first time in history, things had begun to look up for the world. Under the rule of the great emperor Jesus, all nations had been united, and forced to sign a treaty of peace, known as the treaty of Versailles. With world peace, however, came an unforeseen consequence. The world had began to embrace love, and with love came sex. It didn't take long for the world to become over populated, with the maximum population reaching well over 1 trillion humans. It was during this troubled time that Jesus realized he had made a huge mistake, interfering with the whims of mortal man, and so it was that he sent a decree across the land, beckoning for a solution that didn't involve the loss of innocent lives. It was than that the great Donald Trump stepped forth, and spoke the wisest of words to the daughter of god. "Let the men of this world, have the booty!" He decreed, raising his arms wide and letting wisdom rain down from his completely natural hair. "So that men will lie with men, rather than women!" Jesus saw the wisdom in Donald Trump's words, and quickly set to work. With a powerful roar, Jesus transformed into Godzilla, opening his mouth wide and blasting a powerful booty-enhancing ray over the entire world, and issuing the gayest age to ever exist. Ever since that day, men have had the booty.

Why am I so weird?

 

Cause you believe sheep are really aliens from a different planet and you have spent hours studying how they talk and tired to communicate with them.

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

 

You turn gay.

Why am I so tired all the time?

 

Because aliens are taking over the world.

Why is school so annoying?

 

Because of the resource requirement implications of humans having such a large brain mass.

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger star in True Lies?

 

Because licking door knobs is illegal on other planets.

What makes pizza the ultimate food?

 

Because of the bright green and purple light it emits.

What does MLP stand for?

 

Monsters Like Popcorn


Are you a kid or a squid?

 

I am a psycho.

Was Freddy Krueger in a secret love triangle with Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers?

 

Apple jelly does not mix well with applesauce.

Why do I hate my art so much?

 

Party girls don't get hurt
can't feel anything
when will I learn?
I push it down, I push it down
I'm the one for a "good time call"
phone's blowin' up, they're ringin' my doorbell
I feel the love, I feel the love
1,2,3 1,2,3 drink
1,2,3 1,2,3 drink
1,2,3 1,2,3 drink
Throw 'em back 'till I lose count
I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier
I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist
like it doesn't exist
I'm gonna fly like a bird through the night
feel my tears as they dry


What's your favorite toe?

 

The camel toe.

Where's your birthmark located?

 

The bottom of the Pacific Ocean.

Why is red a color?

 

Because I say so.

Why am I doing this?

 

Because fireflies.

Who is Chuck Norris?

 

A famous Monk.

Why is the sky blue?

 

Because pink was too manly.

Why do we fart?