Funny responses you got when you came out

These are all awesome! This one really isn't "coming out", per se, but when I told my friend that I had a crush on him... Well, I might as well put the conversation here (or as much of it as I can clearly remember).

Me: *about to have a nervous breakdown* "I-I-I-I k-kinda have a c-c... crush on you..."

My Friend: "..." *I'm thinking he's about to yell at me* "Well, someone's gotta love this face!"

My friend, my other friend who was there with me, and I all started cracking up! :lol: It was hilarious! He's straight, so we didn't like start anything, but it was still funny!

 

My brother: I'm gay. So, uhh, yea, I don't know if you like, have any questions or anything, or...
Me: Uh, no, no. Uh, yea. I'm gay too.
My brother: Oh.
Me: Yea.
My brother: Well mom and dad fucked us up, huh?

lol

 

That's insane. You're both gay?!

 

Me: im bi
Friend: ok and?
Me: just making sure youre ok with that
Friend: oh course! Lots of people are bipolar
me: what? Im not bipolar im bisexual!
Friend: oh....well I guess thats cool too
Me: *facepalm*

 

Me: I'm pansexual
Friend: What's that?:icon_ques
Me:...

 

So I was telling my friend Marisol over Facebook that I'm gay and how I recently came out to family and close friends.

Me:
But here goes... I came out to my family and a few close friends on leave.
And it feels amazing to finally tell people
please type something. your freaking me out

Her response: Holy crap bro. you swing for thee other team!?!

Me: Lol, I do!

 

Heh... I was at Friend A's house, and Friend B is there, who is bi-curious. I was telling B about Empty Closets when A walks in and asks what Empty Closets is. B and I exchange worried, scared glances and I start off slowly, telling A what LGBT stands for. Then I just let it out - "and, well, I'm transgender."
"Yeaaah...?" she asks, kind of annoyed, giving me that "well-duh-so-what" look. I almost exploded with laughter XD

 

So this isn't just about my coming out story, but it is a funny coming out story between me and my cousins.

So these are two of my older cousins (brother (gay) and sister (straight)) and the girl is the oldest of the 3 of us.

Anyways, the three of us were talking about my recent decision to come out (which they are the only ones in my family that know right know) and this is how the conversation went.

me: So, have you found anyone you are interested in?
him: No, not really.
me: What about that friend you brought home for spring break? He was kinda cute.
him: How did you know he was gay?
me: I have really good gaydar. I mean, seriously, I have known that you were gay and been waiting for you to say something for two years now.
both my cousins: Wait, WHAT!?!
her: He didn't even tell me till a few months ago.
him: Yeah, so how did you know?
me: Seriously? You wore dresses and high heel shoes when you were little, you hung out with more girls than guys (stereotype I know, but I was just on a roll), and then you bring back a friend, who also happens to be gay, and talk about it with him. That was the moment I knew for sure, when I over heard the two of you talking.
him: Yeah it was weird that we were both gay, but it made things easier.
her: In retrospect, I guess it was pretty obvious.
me: Wow, you guys must have horrible gaydar.
them: Yeah, I guess.
me: I mean, I thought if anyone in the family could figure out that I was gay, it would be you guys.
them: I guess we're just not as quick at catching on as you.
me: (with a smirk on my face) Yeah, I guess.

So the conversation subject changed and 10 minutes later, they looked at each other, then at me and WAIT, WHAT?!?!?!

me: Yep. (In between hysterical fits of laughter)
them: OMG! Seriously?
me: Oh... my god ... I can't ... believe... how long ...that took.

We still joke about it. They made me tell them everything.

 

Best one ever.
My mom just told me that I still had to use condoms.

 

This ones kinda surprising me and another friend who apparently is also bi were at a football game on friday:

Me: hey can I tell you something?
Him: sure
Me: im bi
him: oh cool! So am I!
Me: really?
Him: yeah! Wanna make out?
Me: woah what???!!!!

Turns out hes had this crush on me for a while

 

:roflmao:

 

Me: Sup Playa Hata

Lil bro:yo niqqa you coming home for moms birthday?

me:absolutely not. just kidding yeah i am lol. Btw random but i'm bi sorry if you or older bro had money on me being gay lol

Lil bro: crap... I just lost 100 bucks but thats ok

 

This was at softball practice today, with one of my pretty good friends (we'll call her Y)

Y: *out of the blue* So what kind of guys do you like?
Me: Umm... Y, Well... I'm not really so much into guys...
Y: So you like girls then?
Me: I mean- yeah.
Y: OMG Dykes on Spikes!!!!! So wait what kind of chicks are you into?
Me: *facepalm*

I may be the only one, but I found this hilarious.

 

I guess the most humorous response I've ever gotten was "Oh so THAT'S why you thought Angelina Jolie was ugly."

 

My friend: I still don't know what that means.
Me: Well, if you're gay you like people of the same sex as you.
My friend: So what's bisexual?
Me: It's when you are attracted to both men and women
My friend: Ooohhh, are there any other terms I should know about?
Me: Well, there's transgender, pansexual (etc, explains terms)
My friend: Pansexual. LOL that's you!!
Me: *facepalm*

 

So I've been close with another female for like 4 years and I know she's straight and I'm not attracted to her but when I finally told her not that long ago, now she always wants me to go shopping with her and tell her how things look. I know she's not bi or anything but I think she has a weird way of accepting me. She has recently become more open too. Hmm idk

 

Well, I was scared about what my parents would say, but when I told them, it's as though I told them the sky is blue, lol.

What's even funnier is my friends knew I was gay before I even came to terms with, what was then, struggling sexuality

 

Mum, err, umm I have something to tell you... Umm I'm gay...

I know, what do you want for breakfast?