Funny responses you got when you came out

Ahahaha, I love this one

 

My friend says over the computer why does this one girl from school have such a problem with bi and gay people and than I typed well if she has a problem with them she has a problem with me her reaction your gay?????? Me yes she goes you made me shit my pants brb bathroom shit ....... five minutes later I'm done shitting now are you gunna tell my other friend so she has a natural laxative too I just laughed and told my other friend the next day she got disgusted and told my first friend and she just said soooooo what

 

waiting at the trainstation, everyone laughing about nonsense we talked.

somewhen the conversation got to a point where we were talking about my parents suspecting a good friend of mine (call her A, she was there, too) to goin out with a man (T, not present, but about 44 y.o.) (they have already suspected me and A going out and also were asking me if I was going out with T).
The question came up if T had a hairy chest, I responded with: no idea, he's far too old for my taste.
Q (female) laughing: hahaha, too old. and what about him being male hahaha
me: ehm, wayne?
Q::jawdrop:

 

This is my first post and thought this would be a good place to start.

This is in a Fourier maths lecture:

Me:*not writing but eating pen*
K: Are enjoying that pen?
Me:*shakes head*
Pen bursts I get blue mouth and teeth and we both leave lecture
K:what's up bro?
Me: nothing
K: Bol###ks, tell me
Me: I'm gay
K:*jumps up and down*ohmygodohmygodohmygod... but your so straight
Me: *laughs*
K: That's it, to the Guildford!
Me: But it's Monday and only lunchtime
K: You only come out for the first time once!
Me/K: *Go to the Guildford and get ratted*

May as well write another, this my second coming out:

Me: Oh C, just so you know I'm gay
C: That's news is it. I knew from the moment we met
Me: Women know everything. How did you tell
C: You were checking out my boyfriend, his friends and every other man in the place; your too well dressed; what straight 21 year old man likes Duran Duran; and when a woman chatted you up, you floundered like nothing I have ever seen.
Me: Fairly conclusive then.
C: *jumps up and down* I now have a gay best friend, lets go shopping!

Lets hope that my parents will take it such good humour!

 

A couple months ago, I was hanging out with my good friend/there's something there (M), and right after he left, I got on the elevator with a couple friends of mine who had a dozen cookies from an amazing bakery.

Me: Oh dude! I didn't know you had those! M loves that place and he just left!
D: I'm not giving my cookies to just any random person.
S: M is [my name]'s guy friend.
D: As in...
S and I nod
D: In that case, cocks, balls and cookies for all!

I seriously nearly rolled on the floor laughing.

 

i came out over skype to one of my firends lol ive came out over skype 2 times now

i told him and he sead
"i knew you were going to say that. your going to hell"

lol

 

HAHAHAH best one yet

 

:roflmao:

I think I love your mom

 

"Omg I though you were gonna tell me you hated me because I made us go to Olive Garden when you couldn't eat anything." (I love Olive Garden...)

 

:roflmao: That's just cruel.

 

Not really a fun response I got, but this doesn't warrant its own thread, and this seems like the best place to post it:



For work, I occasionally have to give a presentation to local highschools, and then give them a tour of my workplace.
Today's group was actually a really nice group. Interested, perceptive, posed much questions.. any tour guide's dream, really. I spent most of the time during the tour engaged in conversation with one guy who was particularly interested.

After the tour, we get back to the auditorium, and i make some closing remarks. There were some questions. Almost unthinkingly, I answer the questions from the guys first, and end with a question girl sitting in front. Who was, in hindsight, the most handsome girl in the class.

Afterwards, while shutting down my laptop, I hear two of the guys making a comment about me: "...yeah, she really had to try hard to get him to notice her. He's probably gay or something"

I can't say what posessed me, because my normal reflex would be to ignore it, but before I knew it, I turned around and said "And here I was thinking it would be the sleeveless vest that would give me away"

They grinned, I grinned, and for a moment, there was this feeling of a shared secret.

And then they left, leaving me with a bottle of wine for my effort. Still, a pretty fun way to end an afternoon. I should follow my coming-out instincts more often xD

 

Haha sounds funny

 

I've got two pretty good ones.

1) to preface this, I'm in a fraternity and I told a girlfriend of mine who is in a sorority. Date parties are a big part of our Greek system. Her name is K. And we were both a little drunk when I told her.
Me: K can I tell you something?
K: Duh, you know you can trust me
Me: I'm gay
K: OMG yes! I'm so happy you told me! You know I have a gay uncle right?
Me: yeah
K: ok cool! Wait....so do you not have any fun at date parties? Is this why you always get too drunk at them?!?!
Me: I'm usually just acting too drunk...

That girl is awesome and one of my best supporters. I even got to meet her uncle and his husband. Best role models I could ask for.

2) Again, to preface: We have parties at our fraternity house a lot. This girls name is G.
Me: hey G will you come to my room for a second (I'm still pretty sure she thought I was going to make a move on her)
G: yeah what's up?
Me: I have to tell you something and you CAN'T tell anyone
G: Ok, what?
Me: I'm gay
*she proceeds to kiss me and I obviously don't reciprocate*
Me: did you hear me
G: yeah...I just wanted to make sure
Me: well I'm definitely sure
G: damn....ok....

 

hmmm it wasn't really coming out but i guess at the same time it was because i thought this person knew (never confirmed it because she really wasn't my favorite person in the world because of comments earlier in the semester about how she doesn't "believe" in homosexuality and such plus she is just generally annoying). i was sitting in a rehearsal talking to this K because she was my scene partner and my friend S walked in. S, K, and I started talking and S mentioned how she wouldn't mind me grabbing her boobs because i was making fun of straight guys and how they are portrayed to flirt with girls in modern times. Well when she said that without caring I immediately said "Of course you don't have a problem with it I'm gay I have no interest in them and that makes you not care!" well K just looked at me and was like "wait what" and S said "wait you didn't know this is general knowledge! everyone knows" K replied with "well im not anyone apparently" and S said "apparently not. 'hey I'm S, oh I'm L...are you gay? (this was when i was still in the closet) no' that was mine and L's first conversation!"

 

That sounds like the best way in the WORLD to come out! I will use this way of coming out sometime

 

This is more like a funny way to come out rather than a funny response but I thought I'd put it here anyway:

I was at pre-drinks with a group of people, most of them friends but one or two that I didn't know/only saw them around. Somehow the subject of gay days came up, and this is what happened:

E: I sometimes have gay days.
Me: I have gay days every day...oh wait.