First time doing it, and it hurts

haha when I was reading about the veggies I couldn't help but picture someone making his own anal beads with a couple of grapes

but, yeah, stay away from the veggies, indeed.

 

You guys! You can get pretty small ones. They aren't all huge asshole rippers. Veggies are a rather common household dildo. Lol

 

While I am sure you can find smaller cucumbers, I bet that the probability of an EC Advisor or Health Expert coming in here and agreeing with my assessment that vegetables are unsafe sex toy choices is rather high. Again, what if it breaks???

 

^ you have a very serious problem

 

I'm gonna agree with Pret. If you decide to use veggies, carrots are probably a much better choice than cucumbers. Best idea, at least for starters, don't put anything up there that is bigger than your ding dong.

 

<~~~ (out status)

 

No, a carrot is like one of the most brittle and definitely-not-going-up-my ass vegetables I can possibly come up with. It really is worth spending the money on something was actually engineered to be a safe sex toy.

Ugh, I feel like this sub-conversation should be but to bed.

 

Kara's rules for anal toys-

1. Don't put anything up there that wasn't designed for being up there.
2. Don't put anything up there that doesn't have a handle that your lube-covered hands can keep a grip on.
3. Don't put anything up there that you're going to be embarrassed explaining to an emergency room employee exactly how it got up there. "I slipped in the shower" is not an explanation.

Fruits and vegetables fail all three rules.