Ever had one of those "I am sooo gay" moments?

I saw a question in the "HYE done this or that" thread of the fun and games section, saying "have you ever went on a date with a guy and a girl in the same week?" and I thought "yes, I have" and, in the same time "lol, I'm so bi"
One time I was talking with a beautiful girl on the phone, she hadn't heard my voice, and I noticed that I paid extra attention to sound cool or attractive. "oh god, I'm gay"

 

I went to see Chicago and Wicked at the local theater and got on first-name basis with the theater manager. It dawned on me how stereotypical that was. There was also the Gay Men's Chorus performance.

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I didn't mention that the theater director was flirting with me.

 

i haven't watched criminal minds in years but i was channel surfing the other night and saw Shemar Moore's character was on the screen with no shirt on, "Oh My God I could be sooooo allll over him" total lust moment. so after drooling for a bit cue commercial and of course it's Victoria Secret. after thinking similar thoughts about the model, i look and say that bra and panty set is sooooo cute. so that's my "gay" or "so Bi" moments LOL

 

My co workers were going on and on about David Beckham in this underwear add for the Superbowl this last year. Then they started to talk about his 'package' it totally grossed me out! I walked away saying to myself I am so totally gay it's not even funny.......

 

I say fabulous. A lot. Very stereotypical of me, but I don't care I'm fab.

 

Asked a male friend to "be a dear and help me to throw this away" at my track meet. I got a funny look from him:dry:

 

I've seen all the animated Disney movies, and will quote the songs if given half a chance.

 

omg I love these kinds of stories.

Once a female coworker of mine went out to clean tables in the dining room check out "all of those hot guys sitting out there" and I said, "OH? I didn't even notice any hot guys. But knowing me I probably took every single one of their orders..."

And another coworker gently said, "Yeah, you actually did."

 

oh yes like when one of my straight friends says a girl is hot and they ask me i just say "i guess" feels kinda awkward though same thing with a sex scene just feels odd and makes me cringe

 

ME TOO! It's painfully awkward because I feel nothing when my friends see a "hot girl". I lie and play along, but it just feels so fake. :bang:

 

I'm stage manager for my sxhool's theater program and during a recent production I had to set up a monitor in the guy's dressing room so they could hear what was happening on stage. I was distracted and forgot to knock and didn't realize why all the half naked boys were staring in shock at me as I obliviously set up the equipment.

 

My friends started talking about sex with their bf and I was literally just sitting there thinking to myself "I cannot relate in the slightest"

 

When I see an image of attractive people and I completely focus in on one guy.

 

I was watching Hairspray the other night and ...

Oh, that's all I need to say actually.

 

90% of my youtube content is lesbian-related. When I saw Magic Mike in theatres with my (straight) friend, I was laughing the whole time vs getting turned on.

 

Going through my grandmother's stack of DVDs and thought of borrowing her copy of West Side Story. Nuff said.

Friend-ing a guy on Facebook because of he is kinda cute.

Need I say more?

 

It was my first time to go to a bar years ago. I've never even drank alcohol so I was very unsure on what to get so I decided to order a Margarita. It was only I realised that it's a ladies' drink when my brother-in-law decided to drink all of it by transferring it to a pilsner glass.

 

Well whenever I'm on the bed studying and there's something on TV with supposedly "hot" girls and they zoom in on their boobs or something I just roll my eyes and say "it's so fucking overrated". So probably that. I'm just not allowing myself to keep looking at guys because it's pointless, I'll just bring myself more dissappointments and futile fantasies. And it's also dangerous.

 

Watching that one scene from True Lies over and over. You know the one.

Shopping in the men's section, then going on a futile search for a flattering bra on the same trip.

 

i was watching the first episode of halt and catch fire the other night and the two main protagonists (male and female) were about to get it on and i had a very confusing few minutes of debating and trying to figure out which one was more attractive.