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EC's Wedding Chapel

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by pirateninja, May 20, 2008.

  1. pirateninja

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    *hums "I'm getting married in the morning"*

    Oh hell, is it time to start getting married yet?

    *gets into her preist gear*
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    The beard returns! (Because all preists have beards :grin:)

    Annnyway....

    *ahem*

    Dearly beloved, we gather here to witness the marriage between everyone to everyone. If anyone knows of any lawful reason why everyone should not marry everyone, please speak now, or forever hold your peace.

    Every one, do you take everyone to be your lawful wedded partner,

    To hug and to snuggle,

    When wine is plentiful and when there is no wine.

    When you have lots of chocolate, and when you can't melt enough to make a fountain.

    When you are sober, or drugged up on rohypnol.

    When you're forced to do a lesbian kiss, even if you're straight or when you can freely kiss somebody you want.

    When you can spam desu where you want, and when you're told "only if other topics aren't being spoken about".

    When the cake is a lie, and when you're Still Alive.

    When you're alone in the chatroom, or when there are others.

    When you completely hijack a thread, or when your off-topic post is deleted.

    When someone needs your help, or you need theirs.

    When you're feeling down, or whether you want to pick somebody up.

    When you want to rant, or when you want to celebrate another coming out.

    May we at EC have a bond as strong as marriage, in the eyes of the Lord, Jehovah, Allah, Buddha, Richard Dawkins, Flying Spaghetti Monster or whomever we wish to worship.

    Amen.

    Now, lather, rinse and repeat! :grin:
     
  2. davo-man

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    I DO! I take Jay, Tez, Holly, goincrazy and Love Stud to be my lawfully wedded husbands and wife. Is it time to exchange rings yet? mine are ultra special cool and they give people magical powers
     
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    Do sense some Captain Planet?
    I do! Alexander, Ryan, Tyler, Katherine, Johnny, and every one else that decided to take me up on my offer!
     
  4. Alex

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    I DO! 4 yesses for the cute guys in my sig xD
     
  5. Tim

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    I take everyone in my siggy =D
     
  6. JSG

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    Haha, all for you then, greedy !! :grin:
    Fine with me :icon_wink
     
  7. GlindaRose

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    Out to everyone
    I do to everyone in my sig!! :grin:
     
  8. I do to all of my wonderful fiancees!

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    ^^ I couldn't have something NORMAL, now could I? :icon_wink
     
  9. Helen

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    I most certainly do, to all my darling fiances and fiancees! ^___^

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  10. Alexander

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    pyroboy74: I do.
    Muzzy: I do.
    xballetxbeautyx: I do.
    musicgirl112233: I do.
    goincrazy728: I do.
    :grin:

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    Heyyyyy!!! Since we're married to people who married other people, does that mean we're like all really married to everyone else, even if we didn't propose to them?
     
  11. interstella

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    musicgirl112233 and pyroboy74, I DO!!!

    and alexander, will you spontaneously marry me? (sorry I didn't send you a PM, my computer was broken)
     
  12. xxAngelOnFirexx

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    I Do, to motleyjunkie, johnny11, and musicgirl112233...(&&&)
     
  14. jazzrawr

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    I DO!!!
    to all the amazing fiancees in my sig :grin:


    So...honeymoon? XD
     
  15. Pepsi

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    I Do to all the people im marrying
     
  16. jazzrawr

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    p.s. pirateninja, the beard is amazing XD
     
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    Will you both sponaneously marry me?
    Even though I'm pretty sure that I prposed to Alexander a while ago.....:dry:
     
  18. JSG

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    I'm holding something, but it's def not a horse XD
     
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    I do to all the ppl in my sig!

    For the women:
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    For the men:
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  20. SamAlex728

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    I do to Beebo, pyroboy74, Pepsi, musicgirl112233, Vampyrecat, pirateninja, jazzrawr, Alexander, motleyjunkie, justbeingme, johnny11, Midnight Angel, Nitro, heatqueen, JSG, davo-man, Bromptonrocks, Brett, Paralyzer, biisme, and xxxAngelOnFirexxx
     
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