Doing the Unexpected

I am the master of all things unexpected! I think my family have given up in being surprised with me now. Twice I've turned up at the house and have had to say to my mum "Yes, I can see you may be angry but allow me to explain why I had to buy this car too" :lol:

 

1. Paint my nails
2. Sit at a different seat at the table
3. Stop obsessing over cuteness
4. Dress like a normal teenage girl
5. Volunteer to do a school presentation first

I tend to do things the exact same way every time. People always say I'm very predictable.

 

Become a cult leader- come my children, let us all love eachother for all of eternity...

Be the boss of a mafia family- you better not speak bad about me or you will sleep with the fishes.

Go into a fit of rage- like gta 5 trevor since im a soft spoken person hahaha.

 

I guess no one would ever really expect me to speak loudly or get angry, since I'm "the quiet and chill one."

 

(ok since apparently making a vow to never do bungee jumping in my life doesn't stop people from thinking I'd do it ,here something more realistic: )

For some unfathomable reason everyone (including close friends etc.) thinks that i wouldn't give hugs freely and would try to kill anyone that trys to hug me.

 

Hah, I'm not sure you could afford it. :icon_razz Whatever it would cost to get me up there, it'd be a lot.

 

Shop at Wal-Mart.

 

Exercise.

 

Get pregnant.

 

Getting into a relationship :lol:

More serious - I really want to drive some fast car around a circuit some day, which is unexpected to most. Whenever I tell people I'm a huge car enthusiast they look at me like I've gone insane. "But you're gay, how can you like that?"

 

Becoming a stripper

 

No one would expect me to join the army. Or go to a shooting range. Or want to play football with someone lol.

If it's a "manly" stereotype, I probably am not interested

 

Dry-hump a tree!




Well,

On second thought,


people might already expect that from me.


I'm just gonna say keeping really quiet and not making sarcastic retorts...

 

Be normal.

Seriously, I'm a total weirdo to a lot of people. xD

 

I've been doing unexpected things through the week so I guess everybody awaits.

It's fun.

 

be attractive. im not sure if you can tell, but i dont think highly of my self at all.

 

a full Monty strip for charity that was fun .

 

Going against democratic values. As in the party of democrats, not the system of democracy.

 

So far, from what I've seen, the best answers as apply to me are "get pregnant", "become a stripper", or "[try to] be normal".

But quite seriously, I don't have this illusion that people are watching me with much in the way of expectations...I have this habit of being (or at least appearing) rather staid and standard for bouts of time, and then doing something completely unexpected, somewhat out of the blue. So if anyone *does* happen to care enough to be watching and thinks they know me well enough to have expectations of *any* kind, they really damned well ought to know by now that they shouldn't.

---------- Post added 27th May 2015 at 05:35 PM ----------

Hmmm...so you're more likely to become a fascist than a Republican?? How does that make sense?