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Does anyone else write?

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  1. anonym00se

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    see title

    Also, anyone interested in reading my newest work? It's very short, but I think it's fairly good ^^
     
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    I do.

    We'd love to see it~
     
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    Ok bring it on M00se! ^^

    Ps. I do write but I never finish anything ;P
     
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    Put it here :slight_smile:

    I also like to write, but only short stories so far. I always wanted to write a book, but I suffer from 'Leonardo da Vinci syndrome' in that case. Basically I have tons of ideas but it's hard to finish something.
     
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    Sure I enjoy seeing what other people have written :slight_smile:

    I write to sometimes...mainly poems and short stories if I feel like it. I can go ages without writing since I like to write what I feel and you can't exactly force that. I'm not sure what I write is actually good...I'm very self concious about it since what I write (in poems) tends to be quite dark so I'm not sure if anyone would like or understand it without looking at me weird or judging me for what I have written...so I usually keep the fact that I write to myself but I do like to write though (even if what I write is weird) :upside_down::thumbsup::v::slight_smile:
     
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    I'm going to post it on r/ithappened someday :>
    I will warn you, it's definitely a comedic story

    It was a long, hard road, but I was finally there. On the stage of America's Got Talent. If I managed to win, I could get a million dollars. The judges asked my name, what I was doing, all that. It was time.


    The beat of the song I was rapping started playing. One of the judges' faces was contorted in an expression of amusement and joy as he had realized what it was. The others simply waited.


    "Ohhh yeah!" I said, beginning my dance routine.

    "You gotta get schwifty!" The judges realized what was happening, and the one who was happy grinned and pushed the approval button, perhaps even being a fan of Rick and Morty like myself, although surely not to the extent I was.


    "You gotta get schwifty in here!" I said, savoring the looks on the judges' faces, all of them a mixture of confusion, anger, amusement, and one just grinning away. One started laughing, a deep, full-bellied chortle that reverberated throughout the room.


    "It's time to get schwifty!" A judge pushed the disapproval button angrily, possibly thinking I had ruined the show, possibly not liking the show, or possibly just not liking my rendition of it.


    "Oh ohh! You gotta get schwifty!"

    "Ohhh yeahh!" Another judge pushed the approval button, and I continued with the song.


    "Take off your pants and your panties! Shit on the floor! Time to get schwifty in here!" I said, then squatted down, mimicking what Rick had done. Two of the judges started laughing, and the angry one sat there, grumbling about it.


    "Gotta shit on the floor!" The judges' laughing died down, but some of the people in the audience were laughing still.


    "I'm Mr. Bulldops! I'm Mr. Bulldops!"

    "Take a shit on the floor, take off your panties and your pants!"

    "It's time to get schwifty in here!" My routine was drawing to an end, the last line almost said.


    "Hey! Take your pants off! It's schwifty time today!" I finished, then awaited the response of the judges. The entire audience applauded and two of the judges clapped as well.



    I had won. I had the million dollar prize. The road to fame was paved with Rick and Morty, and I would sing Get Schwifty at parties, functions, anything that needed the song. The copyright owners of Get Schwifty had allowed me to sing it, although I had to give them a cut of the profits. I was an internet legend, having perhaps pulled the ultimate prank, and winning a million dollars to boot. My face was known across the country, and people everywhere asked for my picture. I grew drunk on fame, craving the times when someone would recognize me as the person who sang Get Schwifty on America's Got Talent. The years passed, and I was no longer famous. Rick and Morty had been cancelled, much to my chagrin. Although, there was always another time...


    To Be Continued

    (there probably won't be a sequel, I just put that there bc I didn't know what else to put there)
     
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    I don't watch Rick and Morty so I didn't get the references but I could tell the story was in a comedic and amusing tone which I'm guessing is what you wanted. You are very good at writing so well done. :slight_smile::thumbsup:
     
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    If you see any inaccuracies with how America's Got Talent works, please tell me ^^
     
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    Thank you so much!! :grin:
     
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    Your welcome :slight_smile: like I said before I enjoy reading what other people have written and you are definately good at what you write especially since I could tell your story was written in a comedic tone, even though I didn't get the references which isn't an easy thing to do so well done and keep writing you're good at it :thumbsup::slight_smile:
     
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    The only reference was the song itself, although I suppose not many people have heard it. Again, thank you so much! I will definitely keep writing ^^ I love doing it, it's one of my favorite hobbies :grin:
     
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    Mine too :slight_smile:
     
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    Nice job :slight_smile: I also don't know much about Rick and Morty (or that song), but I'm already thinking how it might continue..
     
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    I’ve written a novel, a novella, and have a second novel in-progress if I could ever find the time to get back at it.
     
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    Cool! If they've been published I'd love to read them and support you ^^
     
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    I am writing a novel but I haven't worked on it for some time and I write poetry occasionally.
     
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    Sadly I have neither the time, energy, nor patience to try and get them published at this point in time. I’ve been told that my novella (which is gay erotica) would make the woman who wrote “Fifty Shades Of Grey” blush.
     
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    I do, but it's not a novel or anything. I write fanfics and sometimes poetry.
     
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    Yep, also a writer here, poetry and 'literary' fiction, and some less serious 'furry' stuff, more for fun, about a mischevious Alabama skunk named Simo, which I hope to adapt into a comic, if I ever find an artist to work with.

    But mostly, on the 'serious' side, it's been narrative poetry.

    I liked your piece; very concise, and it made me laugh, despite not really knowing much about Rick and Morty. : )

    Keep at it, Mr. Moose.
     
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    I write. Mostly dark foreboding stories. I focus on the unacknowledged side of human emotion and psyche. The things most people are too afraid to explore.
     
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    I have had several ideas for novels, but haven't written any yet. A lot of them are planned out and developed, but not written. I've incorporated some of the characters into my animation projects though.

    On a interesting note, I have begun writing a fake TV pilot script for a "How I Met Your Mother" spinoff involving the gang's kids. It's more of a fun thing for me than anything actually serious. I guess you could say it's a glorified fan fiction. I just like imagining how the kids lives turned out...
     
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