Well hello there Doug. You think you're sexy and glamourous, let me show you glamour. (turns on saxophone music), (dances seductively)
A good attempt, dear Justinian. But I'm afraid I'm going to win again. *plays sexy trombone ballad* *wearing only blue jeans, suspenders, and a bowler hat*
Well I'm going to get some real bang in here, (puts on lacy devil costume) (shakes to really hardcore saxophone ballads) oh yass I'm so sexy too sexy for mens clothes.
*Puts on a kilt* *dances to T-Swift* Git rekt ---------- Post added 30th Mar 2016 at 02:09 AM ---------- Well done, m8.
You think I got wrecked, you are now going to get smashed honey. (puts on fabulous dress) Yass I'm now a queen and it's time for this girl to show you what she's got. (puts on The Diva playlist and dances to every song).
(smiles) I'm a celebrity, it's time to celebrate, it's time for a gay party. (a billion underwear clad men run in)
I will always persevere because I'm a master of not being seen by people on the internet and real life.
F you. grrrrr. *fumes* ---------- Post added 13th Apr 2016 at 07:35 PM ---------- Fudge. Oh, you're ON.