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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

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  1. Gaypjo

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    Granted but it's the first cellphone that was created(I'm talking walkie talkie looking shit)

    I wish that I had a dragon (that was my friend and doesn't try 2 eat me)
     
    #9041 Gaypjo, Apr 22, 2017
  2. grass

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    You can have a nice dragon, but it craps on everything that you own.

    I wish that I had a gucci embroidered jacket
     
    #9042 grass, Apr 22, 2017
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    Granted, but it's several sizes too large
    I wish I had a better work ethic
     
    #9043 AbsoluteNerd, Apr 22, 2017
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    Granted but you fall into a state of depression everytime you work.

    I wish that I was smarter
     
    #9044 Gaypjo, Apr 22, 2017
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    You can, but your boss will be corrupt.

    I wish I had actually heatlthy and edible school lunches
     
    #9045 grass, Apr 22, 2017
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    ? Lol I guess u have no way of knowing but I'm 15 so I have no boss.
    Granted but you can only have that lunch 1 day of the year. The rest of the year u must eat horribly unhealthy and disgusting food for lunch.

    I wish that I could actually get my hair the way I want it to be
     
    #9046 Gaypjo, Apr 22, 2017
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    Granted but whenevet you touch it, it falls out.

    I wish my uncle wasn't staying over
     
    #9047 grass, Apr 22, 2017
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    Granted he leaves this instant and never stays over again. However he comes over your house and your forced to spend time with him for at least 4 hours each day

    I wish I never have to come out to my parents
     
    #9048 Gaypjo, Apr 22, 2017
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    Wish granted. You're an orphan now.

    I wish I had a girlfriend
     
    #9049 grass, Apr 22, 2017
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    Granted, it lasts awhile before you break up, leaving you devastated
    I wish I could sit on my leg or arm for any amount of time and not have them 'fall asleep'
     
    #9050 deepwaters7, Apr 23, 2017
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    You can, but whenever you do that your arm falls off and grows a body, becoming an evil clone of you. Then your arm grows back.

    I wish regular people were presidential candidates.
     
    #9051 grass, Apr 23, 2017
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    Granted. The only regular people that run are Trump voters.
    I wish my grades actually reflected my intelligence
     
    #9052 AbsoluteNerd, Apr 23, 2017
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    They do, but you are kicked out of school.

    I wish I had long flowing hair.
     
    #9053 WeDreamOfPeace, Apr 23, 2017
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    Wish granted! Your now flows around the Earth 36 times!

    I wish my ex-boyfriend's parents weren't homophobes :dry:
     
    #9054 Chronos, Apr 23, 2017
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    Why would I get kicked out for good grades?

    Anywho, @Chronos, granted, but now your current boyfriend's parents are
    I wish I could get away from my family for a while
     
    #9055 AbsoluteNerd, Apr 23, 2017
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    Granted but getting away means going to the moon where you suffocate and die.

    I wish I didn't have to finish the essay I'm currently procrastinating on.


    *Also, interesting note, your signature was not the generation 33 signature that caused me to be gen 34.
     
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    You don't. You can finish MY essay, now.

    I wish more people tried to better themselves and weren't ghetto in mt school.
     
    #9057 grass, Apr 23, 2017
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    Granted, they greatly better themselves and look down upon you as you do to them currently
    I wish I could mute people in real life
     
    #9058 deepwaters7, Apr 23, 2017
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    Granted, but you can't un-mute anyone you mute, and one day accidentally mute yourself.
    I wish I could think of something to wish for that wasn't super cliche
     
    #9059 AbsoluteNerd, Apr 23, 2017
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    Granted, it's just regular cliche
    I wish my front teeth were real
     
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