Corrupt A Wish

Granted but then they will be so unpredictable they'll make your life a living hell.

I wish I weren't so shy.

 

Granted, but now you're so outgoing, you're off putting.

I wish for tickets to the Lady Gaga concert in KC this February.

 

Granted, but they were the worst seats in the concert next to a bunch of drunk old women that kept vomiting on you.

I wish I had a red ferrari.

 

Granted. You will never be able to drive it, though.

I wish I had three no catch wishes for myself.

 

Granted. I would recommend you don't waste the wishes on fishing, baseball, and dating though.

I wish I had the power to change into any animal I wanted

 

Granted. But you don't get the power to change back.

I wish I lived in the sixties.

 

Granted. You are now a 60 year old living in the 1560's.

I wish all foods taste like lollies.

 

Granted, but its vomit flavored lollies.

I Wish everyone was happy

 

Granted, but now happiness is no longer a virtue.

I wish LSD was legal.

 

Granted, they are so happy they no longer feel pain, and subsequently forget to eat. They all die a month later. The human race ends, and the Earth recovers, and everyone else lives happily ever after.

 

*cannot grant wish* *genie is on a trip*

I wish I would feel rested in the morning.

 

Granted but when the afternoon arrives you'll feel like a zombie


I wish flying wasn't such a hassel

 

Granted. There will be nothing on earth to block any flight path, and you will be all alone.

I wish it was impossible to feel embarrassed.

 

granted, however u can no longer experience any feelings, thus coming off "distasteful"

I wish I had more songs on my iPod

 

Granted you now have the complete works of the Osmond Brothers, Alvin and the Chipmonks, and The Partridge family's greatest hits

I wish I had an Ipod

 

Granted. The only music you can download is Justin Bieber or Rebecca Black.

I wish I could have more money.

 

Granted you now have 500 pesos

I wish the pictures i draw would come to life

 

Granted, but remember those mosters you tried to draw that one time?

I don't wish for this wish being wished

 

Granted, But you just destroyed the universe from that wish

I wish for my crush to like me back.

 

Granted, Mr. steriotypical irish accent. Your back was crushed by a cement block.

I wish I knew what to wish for