Corrupt A Wish

Wish granted, but the clone is disfunctional and thinks it's a bird...

I wish I could "pop, lock it, drop it." xD

 

but you lost the key to the lock you dropped

i wish he would be with me forever

 

Wish granted, George Bush will forever be at your side.

I wish I could find the key to the lock I dropped...

 

granted its down george bush's underwear and he makes you get it

i wish the guy i want would kill the bush imposter and kiss me under a sunset

 

Hmmm... Okay, follow closely:

The guy you want kills the Bush imposter, but is then wanted by the government for murder. He then runs away with you, and kisses you under the sunset as the police arrive to the scene. He then backstabs you, and frames you with the murder. You get sent to jail, and the guy you want finds another man and lives happily under the sunset... and then the sun sets on them, and they die.

I wish my DS would charge to full battery already... :/

 

granted but you drop it in water and it no longer works

I wish i could find a nice guy who lives close to me

 

granted, but hes straight.

I wish i had a billion dollars

 

Granted, but it's in pennies.

I wish someone would grant my wish for me. (I can't think of anything...) :]

 

granted but you cant spend it on anything for you

I wish i knew gay guys in my town

 

granted,but they are old men

wish i could turn invisible

 

granted but you can only turn invisible in complete darkness

I wish i knew everything about everything without my head blowing up or getting bigger

 

granted,but u go mad

wish i could read minds

 

granted but you can only read yours and mine

wish i could breath both on land and in water

 

granted but u turn into a fish

Wish i didnt need to breath to stay alive

 

Granted, but now you're in a vegetative state.

I wish I was Super-Man!

 

Granted, but you have no power, noone likes you, and you are not a super-hero.

 

I wish I could shapeshift into any person like mystique from x-men

 

hmm wish granted but every time you shapeshift you....oh i can't do it i'm weak uhhh ok everytime you shapeshift you end up with a bunnytail

i wish that i was adopted by better parents

 

Your new parents end up being cannibals and end up eating your friends. Then when all your friends are all gone they come after you.

I wish I could be truly happy.

 

Granted, but you are only happy for 10 minutes

I wish I was happy....