LGBT News Christian Group Says Demon Sex Makes You Gay

Well that Christian group is a little bit....cray cray in the head.
I don't recall meeting and falling in love with a horned male nor having sex with anyone as of yet :s.

 

I found out as a teenager that one of the best cures for a headache was mind blowing sex with my girlfriend

 

He told me the horns and tail were just part of the Halloween costume! :tears:

 

That's odd I haven't seen the Demon yet...

 

Mmmm, that sounds kind of sexy.

 

Here is an excerpt from Bible.org of why some Christians believe this:

 

A quote from the link

"for the apostles and prophets of the New Apostolic Reformation, demon powers, and also divine curses -- incurred by human unfaithfulness to God's plan, are at the root of virtually any and all conceivable misfortunes, from crime trends, drops in the stock market, and declining SAT scores, to headaches and dandruff. I mean that literally."

Hhhm, well, I do have a parking ticket on my record, so okay. My 401 K was in the toilet, is better now, but still not great. I'll leave that one as undecided. My SAT scores and grades were so high I got acedemic scholarships to college, so I that's a no. Dandruff? I don't think so. Headaches? I've had headaches on occasion, but incorrectly thought at the time they were caused by things like that time of the month, or allergy season. Whew, thank goodness all that succubus did was turn me into a lesbian when she gave me mind blowing oral.

 

Well, then, I guess demon sex is one of my favorite things. No wonder I've been sleeping so well lately.

 

I never got any demon sex, I feel robbed.

 

Me too! Well... maybe not, considering some of the fanart that's attacked me on the internet... looks painful ('=.=)

 

OMG. :eusa_clap:roflmao:

 

Sounds like a really erotic read form Elloras Closet! LOL

I want my Succubus to be a Butch one, I really really like Butches.

 

I knew it! I bet they cause tooth decay and BO, as well!

 

Demon sex... Well, it's certainly the most interesting theory I've heard. Next time someone tells me I'm just going through a phase, I look them straight in the eye and say "Nope, it's set in stone. Having sex with that demon turned me gay." and then walk away.

 

Well, this is one... "reason" I guess you could put it. Probably one of the weirdest ideas I've ever heard...

 

I was not turned gay by having sex with pat robertson, jerry falwell, ted cruz, ted cruz's father, james dobson, tony perkins, or fred phelps... I have too much self-worth to have sex with those demons.

 

Weirdly, the only "demon sex dream" I've ever had was when I was about 10, and it was with a girl soooooo... how does that one work?


RELIGION FAIL ALERT!

 

You know what's really annoying? I didn't get the demon's number and he never called :tears:

 

Hmm well I am a virgin and pretty much a goody-goody Catholic woman (as far as my parents are concerned). Although demon sex sounds like it'd be more fun than angel sex.

But on a more serious note, I can never understand how Christians or others can believe this type of stuff. It's like they don't ever think for themselves. Which some Christians might not.

 

I once had a wet dream about a succubus, I am unsure about my sexuality right at the current time. (joking aside about it causing my questioning, I think it's ridiculous)