Choose a super power... with a twist

Is that a super power?? Sound like there's already a twist in this one (which probably resulted in a fractured hip). Anyways, not only does the person gain strength proportional to one elderly woman they also gain, in times of great stress (or on bingo night) the power of another elderly woman... For free!! 2 for the price of 1!!

The next power is to know when special 2 for 1 sales are on.

 

Only if they on other side of the world and only for couple of hours.

Ability to send my astral self to past to observe history with my own eyes.

 

You can only send your astral self to the year 100BC in the city of Rome.


The power to see into the strands of time and see into the many futures that are possible and then to directly influence the strands to happen in the real world at the same time as I look into them.

 

Every time you look into one future, another gets destroyed.

Extreme speed and reactions.

 

(That's a good idea for a book. ^^^)

Could potentially kill someone if you try to pat them on the head. Hope you're not a cuddler.

INFINITE SHAPESHIFTING

 

You do not control what you shape-shift into.

Ability to heal any injury on myself or other people.

 

If you heal others, you get hurt yourself. (Hey, just like real life!)

The ability to mute certain sounds at will

 

You can't unmute the sound ever.

The ability to shoot glitter from one's fingertips.

 

But it's only invisible glitter, so nobody ever notices it.




The ability to smell peoples BO from miles away.....

 

But only if they didn't wash for 5 weeks

Control over computers and electronic devices

 

You lose ability to control non-electrics.

Ability to create whatever i like at the snap of my fingers

 

But you break your fingers every time you do it

Hypnotic powers

 

Can only be used on chickens or things dressed up as chickens.

The ability to create "doors" in anything.

 

You only have one key that breaks after one use per door

Total control over atoms

 

You have to be able to see the atoms to control them

Ability to stop time

 

But you have to break a bone per hour when you stop it.

Ability to fly

 

The risk of becoming scientist next experiment subject

Ability to create object by thinking

 

You have one chance out of 100 for this object to go berzerk and attack you.

Ability to transform your self into anything existing

 

The risk of tranformation going out of control creating a monster

Ability to resist death and creating force field

 

You can only resist death by stabbing someone close to you and the force field kills anyone other than you inside of it.

To listen to people's thoughts