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Bring your kids to this one!

Discussion in 'Entertainment and Technology' started by backtothekitchen, Oct 9, 2009.

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  1. Hoppip

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    I don't... really... understand quite where the plot is. Or the conflict.

    Three people are surgically attached to each other by mouth and anus. And....? There's no plot. And if that's the conflict, what the hell is the rest of the movie for?
     
    #21 Hoppip, Oct 13, 2009
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    Well Sean, right now all that is known is the hook :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: I'm sure there is a story :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    Yes. 45 minutes of watching stupid sexy girls be stupid and sexy, then 10 minutes of surgery, then a good 2 minutes of watching them be tortured, and then.... What? They surgically remove themselves, say their goodbyes and leave?
     
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  4. Shevanel

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    Or they die horrible deaths involving feces xD
     
    #24 Shevanel, Oct 13, 2009
  5. Hoppip

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    And how long does that take? Maybe ten minutes, max?

    HMPH. I BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR.
     
    #25 Hoppip, Oct 13, 2009
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    It'll be just as good as The Machine Girl was! and what RoboGeisha will be!
     
    #26 Shevanel, Oct 13, 2009
  7. Numfarh

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    Oh porn, my good friend. How you never cease to amaze me with your whatthefuckery.
    That being said:
    NOT NOT NOT medically accurate!

    Also, it's not that bad for the person at the front of the line! S/he doesn't have to eat poop. S/he just has people stuck to their butt... Awkward on a first date, but I'm sure people would get used to it.

    As for the reviews, they seemed to enjoy it!
     
    #27 Numfarh, Oct 13, 2009
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    I'm sure that person meant David Lynch xD
     
    #28 Shevanel, Oct 13, 2009
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    This says it is 100% medically accurate? ... well I suppose it could be but I get the feeling all of the nutrition of the food is going to be taken away before it reaches the third person who is going to die slowly... though faster than the second person... first person should be ok though...

    and wait how will the last person get any water after the food has passed through two large intestines

    ... I really need to stop thinking
     
    #29 Geist, Oct 13, 2009
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    me and my patrons on the internet have a very simple reaction to these kinds of things:
    [​IMG]
     
    #30 wherewulfe, Oct 14, 2009
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    Be sure to tell us how it went! LOL
     
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    It seems like one of those things that "you just gotta see", even if it's just to say you have, even though it sounds gross and weird at first glance...



    ... much like "The Wicker Man Remake".


    *shudders* No film can haunt me like that one does; that movie SUCKED.


    EDIT: Oh wait, I just thought, what would happen if the second/third person puked? Because it's really difficult to just swallow your puke if you're puking really badly, so would it shoot up the other person's asshole?

    Oh shit, I'm making myself gag.
     
    #32 pirateninja, Oct 14, 2009
  13. backtothekitchen

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    :lol: :eusa_clap :lol:

    I'd say the movie is worth seeing just to understand how truly awful it is, but that would cost money. Luckily they've compiled the best moments on YouTube.

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo[/youtube]
     
    #33 backtothekitchen, Oct 14, 2009
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    But the Wicker Man remake is a comedy piece, don't you know this guys?! ^

    xD "NO NOT THE BEES" XD I mean, how can you not laugh at that movie xD
     
    #34 Shevanel, Oct 14, 2009
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    Oh, oh, oh... Urgh... That's so disgusting...

    I can just imagine it.. The person in the middle or the end starts puking, and the whole thing jams, and the pukes shoots up the other person's ass, and that ruptures the large intestine, and causes massive bleeding, making all the shit and blood and puke go back into the other person, causing them to puke more and, and, and...

    As you can see this movie failed to take that into consideration, because that's what I'd do if I were in that position.

    And I just gave myself horrible images too...
     
    #35 HighintheClouds, Oct 15, 2009
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    Personally, my first reaction on the plot: lonely housewife-scientist picks up the phone, dials for pizza. Pizza delivery men and woman arrive. Housewife-scientist attaches them by their intestines.

    If that's enough of a plot to take up 90% of the internet, it's good enough for the big screen!
     
    #36 AtomicCafe, Oct 15, 2009
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    Actually, there's an interview with the writer/director of the film on Youtube. He seems to have a wicked funny sense of humor and says that literally he was just hanging around with some people one day and came up with the concept... and then he discussed it with a medical doctor friend of his, and had an actual serious discussion on the medical viability of such things. The doctor basically described how the surgery would be done, and supposedly one of the questions discussed is whether the people would be able to live like that, and supposedly the doctor said they could live that way (assuming they were not grossed-out to death.)

    The whole thing seems completely implausible on so many levels, but I must admit i'm intrigued enough that I would consider watching it, at least for a few minutes. But I can't find anyone renting or selling it.
     
    #37 Chip, Oct 15, 2009
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    Must resist! NO I won't give in!.....okay I give in I tried but I am so seeing this movie
     
    #38 carrie90, Oct 15, 2009
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    the girl at the very end is so dying first... mostly from malnutrition
     
    #39 stratavos, Oct 16, 2009
  20. Helen

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    Ohhh.

    OHHHHH.

    GODDDDD DEAR LORDY THAT'S HORRIBLE XD

    The sheer disgustingness of this film is suddenly dawning on me...but of course I want to see it :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
    #40 Helen, Oct 16, 2009
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