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Break up with the person above you

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Drizzt DoUrden, Apr 3, 2009.

  1. solarcat

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    You need to be more certain of your otakuness! Confidence is important. Until you fix that, I can't be with you.

    Also, fix your socks- I can see your toe sticking out.
     
  2. Pain

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    Oh, confidence? You had the skill to negotiate a job, but you didn't have the confidence to ask for the corner office! You therefore won't make enough money for me to be with you!
     
  3. SunSparks

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    Money! You left someone because you thought their job wasn't monetarily satisfactory? Such materialistic thinking is not what I look for in a person. I'm sorry, but this will never work,
     
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    I love your eyes, and your dress sense, and your hair, and your weird taste in breakfast cereals, and your left ear, and your habit of throwing money and phones and other material goods into fountains, and the way you bite off your fingernails and spit them out onto the carpet...

    ...but I can't lie to you anymore. I'm already married. To Hermione Grainger. And I'm no good for you... I'm a fictional character.
     
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    I'm a commitment type of girl, and I'm really sorry, but I'm sure there's something illegal about a person marrying a fictional character.
     
  6. solarcat

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    You're too far away... do you know how long it takes to see you? It's like twenty minutes just to pronounce Aberstwyth... Abertys... Abyt...Aberystwyth...

    Let me know when you move to LA (I can pronounce that).
     
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    I'm so sorry, but I can't stand the taste of... boy... on your tongue... xP
     
  8. AshenAngel

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    This isn't going to work out... I've found someone closer to my age. I don't want to get anyone arrested :confused:
     
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    I think you are amazing, but the animals come first.
     
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    Zoophilia... ick.

    (catgirls are people, so that doesn't count)
     
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    Does solarkitty want a biscuit? :grin:
     
  12. Pain

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    Take your damned biscuit elsewhere! I'm allergic to gluten! (Not really)
     
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    i can't pronounce your name, this is never gonna work out...
     
  14. solarcat

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    I can't be with someone who can't even pronounce basic Spanish.
    Yo te amé. Adios...
     
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    I'm sorry but I'm not really in this. Its over
     
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    I'm sorry - I need someone who is experienced in life. Not someone who just started life. Good luck and good bye.
     
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    I love you, I really do... I love you a lot.
    But you are just too naive for my taste... I hope we can be friends still! ( .w.)
     
  18. Pain

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    Waffles, it's just been too long since I've seen you... There's someone else....
     
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    You see, there was this guy, he saved my life, I kinda like him, you seem dull now, bye!
     
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    You're twice as dull, bro. -walks away-
    -screams from a distance: IT'S OVER IF YOU DIDN'T CATCH THE MEMO!-