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Break up with the person above you

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Drizzt DoUrden, Apr 3, 2009.

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  1. PlutonianShore

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    I duly apologise but your contempt for my alleged verbosity has thwarted any notion I might have entertained of having us joined with a sacred matrimonial ritual by aurumnal sphere and thus I shall resume my humble life poring over tomes explicitly illustrating virile beings in alluring milieau. Adieu.
     
    #501 PlutonianShore, Oct 16, 2011
  2. Kerze

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    I can't understand a dam word you say, bye.
     
    #502 Kerze, Oct 16, 2011
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    your hands are just much much to rough on my skin. Im sorry it's over.
     
    #503 robclem21, Oct 16, 2011
  4. Rinamir Mortem

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    I'm afraid the internet can only cover so much in a relationship this long distance...
     
    #504 Rinamir Mortem, Oct 16, 2011
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    I'm sorry Rinamir Mortem, but everytime I type your name, spell check changes it. I'm sorry, but me and my computer just can't deal with that. It's not you, its the computer. I'm sorry, its over.

    XD
     
    #505 Blkrsn, Oct 16, 2011
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    I'm sorry but I can't date anyone who blames poor spell check. Spell check is my bro. This has to end... Peace.
     
    #506 midwestgirl89, Oct 17, 2011
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    Honey, Miss Thing, let's face it. You like cooch, I like cock, it's never gonna work out. Love ya but leave ya :slight_smile:
     
    #507 Revan, Oct 17, 2011
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    Mate, I think you love him more than me. Is fine. You can go.
     
    #508 toaster, Oct 18, 2011
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    Its not me its you. Its over
     
    #509 Nomad187, Oct 18, 2011
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    It is always about you and your pikachu. Adidos.
     
    #510 toaster, Oct 18, 2011
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    like you didn't see this coming
     
    #511 malachite, Oct 18, 2011
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    This is my brain speaking: We are over, since you won't STOP EATING ME! :dead:
     
    #512 Fiddledeedee, Oct 18, 2011
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    You made me lose The Game. :bang: How can I ever trust you again?
     
    #513 xXPsychedelicXx, Oct 19, 2011
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    I'm sorry darling but those teeth are horrible. So see a dentist immediately.
     
    #514 DarkClarity, Oct 19, 2011
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    Sorry, but due to legalities in the United States we're going to have to break up.

    Yeah. Age of consent laws. Yeah, that's a good excuse.
     
    #515 Beertruck, Oct 30, 2011
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    I'm sorry, but I just hate Jersey Shore and Snooki too much.... I can't live with the fact that you are from New Jersey.... It's over.... But here's a coupon for a tanning salon.....
     
    #516 MommaFrog, Oct 30, 2011
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    i'm sorry but that hairstyle makes me sick.
    we're through.
     
    #517 Dominoflare, Oct 30, 2011
  18. DarkClarity

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    I'm sorry darling but it's over I'm afraid. We don't have anything in common. Your a starving musician while I'm a miserable pile of secrets.
     
    #518 DarkClarity, Nov 2, 2011
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    Sorry love, your too small and yellow... its over
     
    #519 MommaFrog, Nov 2, 2011
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    I have had 7 and a half migraines looking at you...I can't keep buying ibuprofen....
     
    #520 Rinamir Mortem, Nov 2, 2011
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