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Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy milk

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  1. justjade

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    Re: Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy mil

    :roflmao:

    Oh my god, that is some funny shit.
     
    #21 justjade, Nov 11, 2013
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    Re: Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy mil

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    #22 AwesomGaytheist, Nov 11, 2013
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    Re: Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy mil

    Coercion, abuse of power, rape etc
     
    #23 Hexagon, Nov 11, 2013
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    Re: Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy mil

    I hope they dont have communion with his holy milk and cookies
     
    #24 Ticklish Fish, Nov 11, 2013
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    Re: Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy mil

    The most appropriate message I can come up with is "LOLWUT?"
    If I say any more, the thread would derail into highly NSFW puns about semen.
     
    #25 An Gentleman, Nov 11, 2013
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    Re: Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy mil

    I can't think of an appropriate for this. Should I laugh or just cry?
     
    #26 DatChickBassist, Nov 11, 2013
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    Re: Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy mil

    And people ask me what i have against churchs.... Just open your eyes people!

    Here on Brazil they tryed to sell heaven's lands (too), can you belive it? How cant we laught of people how belive in that?
     
    #27 arcchi, Nov 11, 2013
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    Re: Brazilian pastor jailed after telling his flock that his penis contained holy mil

    Let me guess, he got jailed for using this on a child? (Not sorry)
     
    #28 Daydreamer1, Nov 11, 2013
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