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Best coming out

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Peter, Feb 23, 2010.

  1. Peter

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    I was watching "Queer as Folk 2" (the UK version, not the US remake), in which Stuart comes out to his parents. This is the best coming out speech ever, according to me. If you can find better than this, I want to know. His father asks for help assembling furniture and he answers:

    "We don't do nails and saws, we do joints and screws but that's different.
    Because I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof. I'm a poofter. I'm a ponce. I'm a bum-boy, batty-boy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am the arse bandit, I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-arsed, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I'm fucked. I suck and I'm sucked. I rim them and wank them and every single man's had the fucking time of his life. And I'm not a pervert.
    Oh, and one more thing, did I mention that I have a baby?"
    (!)(!)(!):roflmao::eusa_clap
     
  2. Swamp56

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    I saw a video of that scene on Youtube somewhere.
     
  3. Peter

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    Here's your video Peter.
    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uomwSbZRzU[/YOUTUBE]
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    These are cute:
    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYqT_vrbvKw[/YOUTUBE]
    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU3PRwB8v5k&feature=PlayList&p=FE7508D3E2AED18B&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=40[/YOUTUBE]

    And of course Ellen. :slight_smile:
    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7jGQ8BSci8[/YOUTUBE] (You might have to see part two as well.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P05bWrGGQlg&feature=related