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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by leer, Jan 12, 2013.

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  1. Bassplayer

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    dont ever sleep and you wont have any to remember

    Im out of cereal
     
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    Eat the box.

    I'm too lazy to change the thermostat.
     
    #642 Just Jess, Feb 19, 2013
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    Make as many bad choies as you want as long as you have fun. #yolo

    I need to convince my boyfriend to get an HIV test...
     
    #643 jaysuss, Feb 20, 2013
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    Knock him out and drag him to the clinic.

    I need to study for my ecology quiz tomorrow.
     
    #644 stuffiscool, Feb 21, 2013
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    Don't. Cheat off your neighbor!

    My feet hurt.
     
    #645 Xochipilli, Feb 21, 2013
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    Cut off your arm. That will fix it.

    I'm bored as fuck.
     
    #646 UndercoverGypsy, Feb 21, 2013
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    stare at your hand

    my lip is bleeding
     
    #647 Kat kanu, Feb 21, 2013
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    put a band-aid on it...

    im reading a bad book
     
    #648 wilkysarah1, Feb 22, 2013
  9. stuffiscool

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    My ecology quiz went ok. :slight_smile:

    Read it slowly and write down the main points for each paragraph.

    I miss my kitties back at home.
     
    #649 stuffiscool, Feb 22, 2013
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    Go out and capture a raccoon. Keep it as your new pet in place of said kitties.

    I 'm too lazy to write my essay on existentialism.
     
    #650 StormySea, Mar 16, 2013
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    Give it up, it's absurd anyway

    I have to do my taxes...
     
    #651 greatwhale, Mar 16, 2013
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    Leave them until the Pope supports Gay Marriage!

    Have a mad passionate affair with a
     
    #652 Dublin Boy, Mar 16, 2013
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    ...guy in a tuxedo who sports a Walther PPK and drives an Aston Martin...

    I have to make a salad
     
    #653 greatwhale, Mar 16, 2013
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    Don't forget the tomato sauce!
    I can never find a decent pair of straighteners...
     
    #654 FeministFemme97, Mar 16, 2013
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    I've heard of this great conversion therapy program that might do the trick...

    (yes, I'm a terrible person for typing that, but I just can't resist a set-up for a pun like that :grin:)




    I forgot to do laundry today and now I'm all out of underwear.
     
    #655 jargon, Mar 16, 2013
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    Just go around naked, I'm sure no one will mind.

    My dog likes to sleep too much.
     
    #656 steelygreye, Mar 17, 2013
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    Sleep with him. Your dog knows where it's at.

    I'm becoming addicted to EC. ._.
     
    #657 StormySea, Mar 17, 2013
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    Just smash the moniter with a hammer, you won't be able to get online anymore!

    I'm a bit obsessed with anime.
     
    #658 steelygreye, Mar 17, 2013
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    you should write a letter to barak and tell him that...

    ive run out of protein shakes
     
    #659 Winfield, Mar 17, 2013
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    Drink your urine instead.
     
    #660 Dublin Boy, Mar 17, 2013
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