Well I was thinking (which i do alot while I'm bored at school) and I thought (if it hasn't been posted before...) that we should come up with like a list on new unique combacks or things to say when people question/ask us about are orientation. here are a few of mine: I'm not straight, I'm swiggly! Am I gay? Is the pope Catholic? (i know not unique but i found it funny...) Do I look straight to you??? Oh, yeah i'm gay... Look a monkey! --> Don't worry that I'm gay. It's a good thing. If i wasn't I'd be pregnant already! (I actually used this one! although i've never done anything near sex... i have no idea where it came from. mom wasn't to thrilled to hear it. But it was funny! :eusa_danc ) I'm straight as a slinky. Now you try! :la:
:lol: i think im gonna try the one w/ the monkey....(unless it's copyrighted?:lol: ) i might *AHEM* take a stab at it: *takes in deep breath...* .... *lets it out.* yeah. sorry, i got nothin'.:icon_redf im not really the "comeback" kind of person (though sometimes i wish i was...) but *sarcasm* that's just part of my irresistable charm:icon_wink
While a big crude, I've heard it this one: person 1: Are you gay? person 2: Yeah I am - so go fuck yourself before I do.
Guy: Are you gay? Me: Who do you think taught your girlfriend how to do that thing with her mouth that you like so well? Seeing how I actually have been asked how to............ yeah..... This one is a little more fun for me.
I tried the one with the monkey, Writer. I laughed a lot beforehand. He just stared at me, but he got the message.
(You's are better said if male unless noted) Female Person: You gay? You: Ask your boyfriend. ----- Male Person:You gay? You: Are you? Male Person: No. You: Damn. ----- Male Person:You gay? You: Are you? Male Person: Yes. You: Pick you up at 8? ----- lmao...good one.
Some people ask "why did you choose to be gay?" and my response is "The only choice I made was not to live a lie."
Friend: Kirsty really wants your c*ck, I can tell! Me: She'd have to grow one herself first. Friend: Are you honestly gay or just puling my leg? Me: Well I'd like to pull something on your body, does that answer your question?
Lol @ bringing this back from page 11 Bible beater: It was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve! Me: Well, maybe Steve wouldn't have fucked up the garden of eden!
hehehe I enjoyed that one (Not sure if this was a comeback, but i said this one time. My friend was taking pictures of me and my other friend, and i was being annoying and trying to look awya and stuff, then she goes! JOSH look straight! (Like as in straight into the camera) ANd i am like...Hahah me look straight?! ) ya not that funny but oh well
Lol I did something kinda like that once. I ran into my friend[Who's also gay] when we were walking, and I was like "God, I can't even walk straight!"
haha that ones funny, but the other person would get freaked out. XD Very serious and straight to the point, that'll shut up any person. Wow very smart, I'm going to have to remember that one! (*hug*) I'm so going to use that one one day I can't think of any.
