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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Candace, Jul 6, 2013.

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  1. Candace

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    Cook meat until it has an internal temperature of 165 F
     
    #21 Candace, Jul 7, 2013
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    Do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
    Do not look into the operational end of the device.
     
    #22 Stripe101, Jul 7, 2013
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    Fall down seven, get up eight.
     
    #23 Candace, Jul 7, 2013
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    Never try to cut frozen bagels with a steak knife.
     
    #24 Batman is swag, Jul 7, 2013
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    Never eat with the hand you use to wipe.
     
    #25 Aster Tataricus, Jul 7, 2013
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    Don't go to sleep angry at someone.
     
    #26 Candace, Jul 7, 2013
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    Actually, you can. I saw it on Myth Busters, It was a nice, shiny, round, turd,
     
    #27 biggayguy, Jul 7, 2013
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    Just because it's shiny, doesn't mean it ain't feces.
     
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    Never stick the butter knife in the toaster.

    Do not blow dry your hair while in the shower.

    When using a straight razor always go up, never side to side.
     
    #29 Jonimarie, Jul 8, 2013
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    Never trust the water in a science lab.

    Don't bother tired sharks.

    Never leave a laptop on charge once the battery is charged.
     
    #30 Paper Crane, Jul 8, 2013
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    Don't go outside.

    (I should clarify. I just had to walk to the shop, its fucking ridiculously hot, and I had to walk back in a hoodie and jeans carrying a weight of approximately 20kg. Not very happy right now.)
     
    #31 Hexagon, Jul 8, 2013
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    If a potential boyfriend wants to tell you about Jesus, run, don't walk, in the opposite direction...
     
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    ha - agreed

    ---------- Post added 8th Jul 2013 at 12:14 PM ----------

    If your boyfriend/girlfriend never let's you use their computer and always offers an excuse - be worried - the are hiding something.
     
    #33 Jonimarie, Jul 8, 2013
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    Don't run with scissors.
     
    #34 Candace, Jul 8, 2013
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    Should you run with scissors, be sure to aim the blades down. Should you fail to do so, I know a few places that sell nice eyepatches.
     
    #35 drwinchester, Jul 8, 2013
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    Never use an icepick to help you zip up your jacket.

    (seriously I had a friend that did that - the tab broke off her zipper and she used a ice pick to help her zip it up - guess what happened? YUP - she slipped and stabbed herself in the eye. Know what I thougt when I heard about it? - I was glad I wasn't there because it would have freaked me the fu@k out) lol
     
    #36 Jonimarie, Jul 8, 2013
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    Never run around near containers filled with boiling water.

    (I actually have scars as a child after having it accidentally dropped on me. Good thing the scars blended into my skin tone ^^)
     
    #37 Who knows, Jul 8, 2013
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    Always have the toilet paper facing out on the roll. If not, you'll be taken out back and shot.
     
    #38 drwinchester, Jul 8, 2013
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    Never make noise while masturbating while your parents are in the house
     
    #39 Hexagon, Jul 8, 2013
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    And if so, have a cover story.
     
    #40 drwinchester, Jul 8, 2013
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