Did you know that when you sneeze, everything in your body stops for a second? AHHHHHH-uhhh-AHHHHHHHH-uhhh-AHHHHHHHHCHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You just caused an earthquake. Stop devastating the bacteria that lives in your nose with natural disasters, jerk. Achoo
There was a tornado near my house. Luckily, it didn't hit and I am able to type out this message warning you to stop sneezing. Achoo!
Great. Now we have to dispose of the body. How're we gonna do that. I have no money for that. Crap. ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO