Thar be a pg13 limit on the stuff that can be said. But ya, no, I'm speedy mother fucking gonzales.
THERES DOGS here too!?! Screw this man. (Bolts)
What do you mean you or me? There are, like, 18 people in here!
I fell asleep at a starbucks! This isn't a starbucks! There aren't enough hipsters for this to be starbucks. And smoking's gross, stop it.
How many people are in this bed? And also, room for one more?
I fantasize about being a woman. Of course I would have a large rack, how else will my dream self get free beer? And I play bass. There. Its out....
Time is running out in my pants. Oh that could mean so many glorious things!
I was born on the day that movie came out. I always hated it! Also, to go along with the thread topic, I'm thinking about how I should be doing...
okay, so pansexuality is NOT different from bisexuality because "bi's only like cisgender people". trans men and women are men and women, the...
I'm currently single, but me and a close friend of mine have been getting... alittle bit closer. she's super cute, "tomboyish" (though she doesn't...
Lol at the person who had the oral presentation. When the day comes I'm gonna have a hard time keeping my mouth shut, but I'll try out of...
hello!
Hello, My name is Billy and I live in New york. I'm straight-ish-esque-sort of but I've not really because there have been times where I've found...
Dota 2. I've got all my friends addicted to it too, and now they're playing it more than me!
