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You just broke up with the poster above you. Why?

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  1. Kodo

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    I broke up with you because I'm in California, and apparently my own boyfriend doesn't know where I live. :lol:
     
    #221 Kodo, Jul 4, 2016
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    There was another post. It must have gotten deleted.
     
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    I broke up with you because I just don't respect your authoritah anymore :..(
     
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    I broke up with you for dissing South Park
     
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    I couldn't bring myself to live with someone who doesn't bow down before Hypnotoad :frowning2:
     
    #225 HerLoyalOne, Jul 4, 2016
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    I broke up with you because a seer told me that a badass with a sword would bring me death.
     
    #226 Matto_Corvo, Jul 4, 2016
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    I broke up with you because you're clear across the country.
     
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    -actually plans on moving to Oregon-

    I broke up with you because you killed Kenny.
     
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    I broke up with you because I didn't kill Kenny. They did.
     
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    I broke up with you because your signature did something illegal to my computer and now Bill Gates hates me.
     
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    I broke up with you because of our incompatible orientations.

    And you know that "illegal operation" doesn't mean against the law, right? What's funny is that every version of Windows that came out after the DOJ got on Microsoft's ass avoided that terminology. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
     
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    I broke up with you just because
     
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    I broke up with you because you dissed my sword
     
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    I broke up with you because once again, our orientations are incompatible. Plus, I can't afford airfare from PDX to Heathrow.
     
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    I broke up with you because you're not my type at all.
     
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    I broke up with you because i feel that same way.
     
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    I'm breaking up with you because if one were truly devoted, they would wade across the Atlantic, and bring me a mermaid from the Sargasso Sea as dowry.
     
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    I broke up with you because you believe in crap like mermaids.

    And, for the third time, you wouldn't be attracted to me anyway.
     
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    I broke up with you because that has happened. :x
     
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    I broke up with you because you want a mermaid and not the Lochness Monster which can be rode into all aquatic battles.
     
    #240 Matto_Corvo, Jul 4, 2016
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