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You just broke up with the poster above you. Why?

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Linus, Mar 8, 2016.

  1. Matto_Corvo

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    Southern Belles aren't my type
     
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    Stereotyped me as a "belle" :lol:
     
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    Because you are a witch. *is scared*
     
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    Lol, I promise you I'm definitely not scary at all. :icon_bigg
     
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    Because 3 people broke up with you claiming you where a witch, 3 scary 5 me
     
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    I broke up with you because you were too cute, I couldn't bear to taint your innocence.

    And 'm gay.
     
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    I can't think of a reason that I would break up with you for. I guess I'll have to sit this one out. :slight_smile:
     
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    Me too. We'll just have to sit together. :thumbsup:
     
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    Actually, I broke up with you because you didn't click the Ready button. :slight_smile:

    Etis!!!
     
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    Then actually, I broke up with you because I died in a horrific yachting accident that you refuse to accept.

    Fried Chicken Barbie!!!
     
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    I broke up with you for not accepting Pepsi-Man as your one Lord and Savior.
     
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    I broke up with you because you wouldn't get off the gun!!

    What are you doing?

    Get off the gun!!
     
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    I broke up with you because you failed to name your gun Karma Chameleon.
     
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    Durst Offensive, huh?

    I broke up with you because you wouldn't show me your buttplugs.
     
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    OK. That escalated quickly. We should probably stop monopolizing this thread. We don't want a repeat of last night, do we?
     
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    Yeah.
     
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    I broke up with for you cheating on me with the Cthulu.
     
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    I broke up with you because I doubt you'd want something like me.
     
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    I broke up with you because you're right. :wink:
     
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    I broke up with you, because you are a dog person.