"How do you feel about your penis?"

I would be happier if it was a bit more of a shower.

 

I try to pretend it's not there. I wish I didn't have it a lot of the time.

 

Mine curves up and to the left a little. I think few guys have a perfectly straight angled penis.

Ditto, but I have other "talents" that make up for it.

 

It's weird that I'm perfectly content identifying as female, but yet I hate having female genitalia!
I would be happy with just a tiny penis :icon_sad: It's better than nothing.

 

I've always wanted to whip it out and slap someone in the face with it. If I can do that at least once in my lifetime then I can die happy

 

Wait.... where did mine go?:icon_sad:

 

its alright I guess it does the job its suppose to do

 

A tiny bit insecure about it if I'm honest.
No one's ever said anything bad about it, but I guess I kind of wish that I was more of a show-er than a grow-er.

 

I wish I didn't have one.

 

My penis is the best penis in the world for me personally, since it makes my partner(s) and myself feel absolutely grand and ecstatic.

Sure, there are other ways of achieving that, but that's not what this topic is about.

 

I wish I was intact (iow: still had my foreskin) ... sigh

 

I wish mine would just shrivel up and go away.

 

Can I have your foreskin and frenelum please? :tears:

 

umm... It's all good.

 

I dunno what a frenelum is, but I've been "cut". I had a weird skin condition "down there", and I had to have my foreskin removed. And no, that's not why I don't wanna have a dick anymore, I wanted this thing gone since years before I had the "cut".

 

I'm happy with my privates, except it's a bit of a hastle when camping, you know? Maybe you could take low dose T for a little while, that might give you what you want without your voice cracking. If only there were a hormone that could make boobs go away. I just can't bind anymore with this pollution and my asthma.

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(*hug*)
Put a packer under your pillow and the penis fairy will visit.

 

I mean its okay... but does it have to be there?

 

For me It's more of a sexual dissappointment, since I'm not interested in sexual acts that involve a vagina (unless I'm the pitcher or giver in that situation). I consider myself a sexual "stone butch" (without the butch part) because of that. I wish I could magically grow a penis during sexy times so I could tolerate being touched, but right now I can't lol

Oddly enough my breasts don't bother me at all which is why I know gender dysphoria has nothing to do with it.

 

Other - It's there, it works, but it isn't really needed. Not saying that I don't want it, but if I woke up with it replaced by a vagina, I wouldn't be complaining either

 

I haven't touched it in a while.. I think its dead..