The How Would You React Game

I'll punch them in the nose and then hit them with a frying pan
You wake up with your parents hand in your pants

 

Slap them so hard they would need surgery, and then report them for incest.

You work as an animal-surgeon. A horse got sharp tiny objects in its rectum, and you have to remove them. The objects are pretty far up, and the horse is bleeding alot, anally.

 

Quit my job and go work at a strip club.

You cannot open doors and you are stuck in a door mart during a fire, and the firemen are busy... I don't know doing what, I guess washing a car in slow motion

 

punch them in the face and pour hotsauce down their throught

you wake up naked at school/work

 

Ask if they got it on film and who I was "working with"

You cannot stand up each time you do you slip around, and you slide everywhere.

 

Assume I'm dreaming and go back to sleep.

You have the choice to kill one family member or 10,000 strangers.

 

Kill my low-life, crackhead, cousin that has had dozens of chances.

You could either be a hero and join a one way colony to mars or live in comfort and obscurity here on earth.

 

The name Martian Man-hunter will take on a dirtier meaning

Your lying on your couch one day after work enjoying the evening when the kool aid man busts down your wall

 

Awwww no. I really, really hope he pays for that wall.

Someone believes you are possessed by the devil and constantly follows you around throwing Holy Water at you, but you are most obviously-sane.

 

Take the bottle and make him drink it.

You wake up about to be sucked into a UFO for examination.

 

Freak out and pee everywhere, making them throw me out.

You wake up to find your skin is green.

 

”Donkey! Fiona!”

As you come home, you see your parents being abducted by aliens.

 

Try to fight the aliens somehow

Your nose suddenly turns into a flamingo

 

Dip it in plastic and put it in my front lawn.

How would you react if a clown blew confetti into your face?

 

Blow some back at him =D

Plants begin to speak to you

 

Say hi when nobody's around so people don't think I'm on drugs

The zombie apocalypse happens

 

suit up and kick ass

the robot appocalypse happens

 

I sit and think, "What in the hell is wrong with this world?"

Someone eats the last slice of cherry pie in the refrigerator

 

ok.

You wake up to fire!

 

"Oh my God! Ohmigodohmigodohmigod." Then I sit and I do absolutely nothing.

You fall down on your butt.