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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by whereisthelove, Nov 19, 2012.

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  1. Chip

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    There's another thread like this, somewhere in the archive, I think it's called "Guys: Longest you've gone" or something, it had sort of an ongoing contest or something. And there have probably been other threads as well. Some of you might find some of the comments and such in that thread interesting to read.
     
    #21 Chip, Nov 20, 2012
  2. TallButShort

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    2 weeks max honestly.

    I wonder if something will happen to you if you go 5 years?
     
    #22 TallButShort, Nov 20, 2012
  3. Filip

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    I will say this: "procrasturbation" is one of the funniest words I'll sadly never be able to use in polite conversation :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    HAHAHAHAH I THOUGHT THAT SAID PROCRASTINATION NOT "procrasturbation" HAHAH that's so funny OMG!
     
    #24 Alexander69, Nov 20, 2012
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    I'm just gonna be completely honest and say that I don't think i've ever gone longer than a week without doing it.
     
    #25 iBlakexo, Nov 20, 2012
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    1 week + a bit, i think
     
    #26 gordilocks, Nov 20, 2012
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    Almost two days. I was stuck on a hospital bed with multiple tubes sustaining me, including one in my urethra.
     
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    6/7+ months. Don't really know an exact number, I went for very long periods of time without doing it prior to accepting I was gay. Even now I'll go a week or more without it. I have no sex drive.
     
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    One time when I was on holiday in Hong Kong with my family last year I didn't have my own room so couldn't masturbate if I wanted to. I don't necessarily have a huge sex drive anyway so it was fine. Well, it was coming up to 2 weeks and I was getting ridiculously horny to which I was getting semi's all the time when we were shopping. Yeah it was embarrassing but I don't think anyone noticed. I couldn't deal with it anymore so I went to the toilet and wacked off! I didn't last long either :lol:
     
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    1 or 2 weeks. I could keep it up for longer if I wanted to.
     
    #30 kem, Nov 20, 2012
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    I think my max is about 2 weeks, and only because i was on holiday and didn't have the time to do it. It's usually at least every other day!
     
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    Two weeks is my average, only because my hormones are like clockwork with the Pill. Before then I'd easily go a month without thinking about it.
     
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    about four months, it was easy because it was right after my penis was sliced into three sections, turned inside out and sutured shut with me only having a week of pain meds
     
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    The longest I can remember is roughly two weeks. I remember this because I was in the hospital for 12 days and didn't masturbate (it's such an ugly word lol) after I had been home for a few days.

    Other than that I never really keep track. But I don't normally last more than a few days... or one. Lol
     
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    I did a week, because I was away for that week and didn't have a choice. I've never needed to ever go longer than that.

    The first time after that week though. Explosion.
     
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    Ha, it looks like the standard here is two weeks, which is what it is for me as well. A combination of busyness and trying to see how long I could go without inspired it, but then the summer break hit...
     
    #36 FJ Cruiser, Nov 20, 2012
  17. RemyLeBeau

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    Well I didn't even know HOW to until I was like, 16. Since then, I think a month was the longest, and that's because I was sharing a room with someone, but I usually get off like once or twice a day and think about sex every 7 seconds practically lol :badgrin:
     
    #37 RemyLeBeau, Nov 20, 2012
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    Five, six months. I have no sex drive and wanking is boring.

    Ngl, I have actually pretended with my long-distance ex while we were texting. Instead, I think I watched a comedy, probably Mrs Browns Boys :L
     
    #38 caughtbywitness, Nov 20, 2012
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    How are you holding up? I think I am dealing with the same problem as you, ER due to too much porn and subsequent masturbation. I went like two weeks and then I just relapsed basically and started doing it once/twice a day again (if i was alone home to long, it would be 3 times usually). I wish there was some kind of sock that they could just put on me and force me to give it a rest for a month.

    You eventually start doing that bullshit where you get turned on and kind of nurse it but try not to ejaculate, and that works for a couple days, but if u have started doing that its already over lol.
     
    #39 sguyc, Nov 20, 2012
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    Several years, probably. I'm asexual, its not difficult.
     
    #40 Hexagon, Nov 20, 2012
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