Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Beertruck, Nov 19, 2010.

  1. HuskyPup

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    Granted. But right afterwards, you develop amnesia.

    I wish I owned a vineyard in Paso Robles.
     
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    Granted. Its a Guzo Vine - yard though.

    I wish I had a sugar daddy....
     
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    He takes over your life and then begins to hate you.

    I wish there was world peace
     
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    Granted, although there was an error in the granting and everyone on earth has lost the ability to talk

    I wish I wasnt an economic slave
     
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    Granted, now you are just a slave (no pay involved).

    I wish I had a fantastic experience today.
     
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    Granted, you experience something that leaves you sore and limping.(I'll leave that to the imagination)

    I wish I had a ride to and from "The Mortal Instruments City of Bones" midnight premiere
     
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    Your ride turns out to be a person in the sex trade and be come a sex slave.

    I wish i had a bf
     
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    Granted, but it turns out he's an evil alien, secretly sabotaging Earth's governments from within.

    I wish I had a pet dolphin.
     
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    He crushes you by trying to sit on your lap.

    I wish there would be a zombie apocalypse, and i had armor
     
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    Granted, there's now a zombie apocalypse and you have an armor made of straws.

    I wish I could control time.
     
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    Granted, you can control time, but each time you go back in time to stop something from happening, you cause the energies of one person to collect and eventually you will cause that one person to go nuclear.

    I wish that I didn't get a reaction from evaporative coolers
     
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    Everybody else gets a reaction from Evaporative Coolers.

    I wish everything was perfect.
     
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    Granted. Everything IS perfect, but only for me!

    I wish I had someone to hug right now
     
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    The person you hud turns into a great white shark.

    I wish i was good looking
     
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    Granted. Every girl on earth is now after you and you're out of every guy's league.

    I wish that my AC was working.
     
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    Your AC starts working but the cold air is so cold and blowing so fast you end up frozen.

    I wish I could make half of the straight men population gay.
     
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    Granted, but it's the homophobic and fugly half.

    I wish it was my 18th birthday now, not in a month -.-
     
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    Granted! But unfortunately, you celebrate it in a Russian prison camp, in Siberia.

    I wish I lived atop The Empire State Building.
     
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    Granted, but since you live on top of Empire State, you will always be hit by lightning during lightning storms.

    I wish I could be as rich as Bill Gates.
     
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    Granted, but you're surrounded by ppl who continually steal from you and live off your money.
    I wish I had the resources to travel the country at will.