Corrupt A Wish

Granted, just me, so that's only 1 more... and I'm horrid.

I wish I could play the violin.

 

Granted. Congratulations, you can now play a one stringed violin.

I wish I could walk on water.

 

Granted, you die on a cross.

I wish there was Pizza now.

 

Granted, but it's in Italy.

I wish I was jumping on a trampoline.

 

Granted, it's made out of bricks and doesn't bounce.

I wish I had a ring.

 

Granted! But you put it on your finger, only to find it is far too small, causing your finger to swell up, and turn purple, requiring a slightly embarrassing emergency room visit.

I wish I had a job as a mascot that paid $500/day.

 

Granted, you're a mascot for the Westboro Baptist Church. Enjoy.

I wish I was smaller now about 4 inches shorter in height.

 

Thanks! =p

Granted! Unfortunately, the four inches all comes from your neck, such that you now have basically no neck, just a head resting on your shoulders.

I wish I was an Orangutan, swinging though the jungles of Borneo.

 

Granted. In my opinion, you corrupted your own wish.. so I am not going to double corrupt it! :roflmao:

I wish I could have every super powers I want.

 

You have all the super powers you want, you just have no control over them.

I wish I could rejuvenate damaged parts of my body.

 

Granted, but everytime you rejuvenate shortens your lifespan.

I wish I could teleport to any place I want to.

 

Granted! Unfortunately, the only places your mind will remember after the wish is granted are the New York Sewage System and the bottom of the Great Barrier Reef.

I wish I could have a car.

 

Thanks, now I can have the superpower to uncorrupt a wish

Granted, you can have a car. But you won't. :lol::roflmao:

I wish I could go back 5 hours, so I can sleep more before going to work tomorrow.

 

Granted, except a car with a demonic moose with Friday by Rebecca black playing on the radio violently crashes through your room's wall, waking you up and traumatizing you.

I wish I had had a pet raccoon.

 

Granted, only it got on the phone (with its cute little hands) and invited family over, now you are surrounded.

I wish there were peanut-butter flavored coffee...

 

Granted. But you are allergic to peanuts.

I wish I paint myself rainbow and jump from the rooftops screaming "I'M GAY SUCKASSSS!!!!!!!!"

 

Granted, but you fall off the first rooftop. CX

I wish that I could have ice cream. ;-;

 

You will have icecream and you will get superfat becuase of it

I wish I could have money to buy the best graphite pencil kit.

 

Granted, you now become shit at drawing, sketching and art.

I wish I could be a flying cow.

 

Granted, but a flying bull rapes you.

I wish cheese was a candy.