Granted! But you put it on your finger, only to find it is far too small, causing your finger to swell up, and turn purple, requiring a slightly embarrassing emergency room visit. I wish I had a job as a mascot that paid $500/day.
Granted, you're a mascot for the Westboro Baptist Church. Enjoy. I wish I was smaller now about 4 inches shorter in height.
Thanks! =p Granted! Unfortunately, the four inches all comes from your neck, such that you now have basically no neck, just a head resting on your shoulders. I wish I was an Orangutan, swinging though the jungles of Borneo.
Granted. In my opinion, you corrupted your own wish.. so I am not going to double corrupt it! :roflmao: I wish I could have every super powers I want.
You have all the super powers you want, you just have no control over them. I wish I could rejuvenate damaged parts of my body.
Granted, but everytime you rejuvenate shortens your lifespan. I wish I could teleport to any place I want to.
Granted! Unfortunately, the only places your mind will remember after the wish is granted are the New York Sewage System and the bottom of the Great Barrier Reef. I wish I could have a car.
Thanks, now I can have the superpower to uncorrupt a wish Granted, you can have a car. But you won't. :lol::roflmao: I wish I could go back 5 hours, so I can sleep more before going to work tomorrow.
Granted, except a car with a demonic moose with Friday by Rebecca black playing on the radio violently crashes through your room's wall, waking you up and traumatizing you. I wish I had had a pet raccoon.
Granted, only it got on the phone (with its cute little hands) and invited family over, now you are surrounded. I wish there were peanut-butter flavored coffee...
Granted. But you are allergic to peanuts. I wish I paint myself rainbow and jump from the rooftops screaming "I'M GAY SUCKASSSS!!!!!!!!"
You will have icecream and you will get superfat becuase of it I wish I could have money to buy the best graphite pencil kit.