Funny responses you got when you came out

cant seem to stop reading these posts... hopefully i 'll be able to post on this thread one day with a story of my own

 

Lol. When my friend was talking with me about pansexuals- totally random conversation, lol, she goes: 'does pansexual make you attracted to frying pans or shit?'
:roflmao:

 

:roflmao: by far the best ive read so far

 

I have 3 funnier ones, first is my ex bff (we're not close anymore due to other stuff but she was the first one to know at all)

Me: *Via text* So don't freak out but... I don't think I like guys only girls. Please don't have a freak out on me, I'm already freaking out. Just let me know you've seen this so I can be ready for it.
Her: *texts back* Dude, I already knew. I've known for months

The next one is my former co worker who is also a lesbian

Her: So have you guys heard the rumor that we have a gay coworker?

Me: *Already knowing she's gay cuz our other coworker told me she had a reason she didn't date guys at our work and my gaydar went nuts around her* No? *Not lying, no one ever told me anyone at work was rumored to be gay*

Her: Well it's me.

Me: Dude, I am too.

Her: Wait I'm not the only lesbian here?!

Our other coworker who we were also talking with: I'm bi.

Her: Wait there's 3 of us?!?!

Me and the other girl: Burst out laughing

And the last one is my current best friend

Her: So my friend's mom actually thought we were together. We had to tell her, no we don't roll that way.

Me: My ex best friend and I got the same thing. Except my response was "Well I may roll that way but we're not together."

Her: Wait... What?!

Me: Oh God... *Pulls hood of coat over my head and hides*

Her: No really what'd you say? *She didn't hear me but now I'm just super embarrassed*

Me: Go look at my facebook cover photo...

Her: *Looks at my profile* Uhm... It's a rainbow...? Is that supposed to mean something?

Me: Yes

Her: Oh... OH!! Dude it's cool! I don't care.

 

Not as funny as most of your stories here and I have just came out to ONE person, so not so many stories to tell yet. However, I came out to one of my closest friends yesterday and she replied, in a sort of moaning tone:

She: "Aah god I hate this, unbelievable, I hate this I hate this I hate this, how creepy can it get!"
Me: "Uhm what are you talking about?"
She: Why do I always KNOW these things! Its like a 6th sense! I was suspecting it with XY (another friend who recently came out to us) and same with you, even when you were with your girlfriend for 1,5 years! I mean... there wasn't any... passion between you and her! Anyway, WHY THE HELL did it take you so long to tell me dammit! Oh and go on, whats your type of guy?"
Me: Well, for instance... *listing a couple of good looking guys we know*
She: Ah the usual, how boring! But thats cool, now we have the same "pattern of predation"! (not sure if the term is correctly translated from German tough )

Then we were talking from 10pm until 5am, emptying a few bottles of wine and it went really well.

 

I've come out to a couple more people, just my parents, a texting friend and a couple friends online. I came out to the two friends online and got a funny response. I play playstation online and have a headset to talk with other players. I was playing with my friends H and S, when one of their friends, T, joined the game. They didn't know at this point.

*S jokingly says something about me liking guys.*
T: Yeah, -- (I won't put my username here) likes dudes!
Me: Wait. T, how did you know I like guys?
H: Yeah, how do you know? Stalkerish much?
*T got silent, and the conversation turned back to the game. A few hours later, S and T had gone to bed and H and I were working on unlocking trophies.*
Me: Did you notice T got real silent after I admitted to liking guys?
H: Yeah, that was pretty funny.
Me: Thanks for not freaking out, almost nobody knows. Just my parents, one friend and you guys.
H: *A few seconds of silence* ...wait, you were serious?
Me: Yes.
H: Quit joking around.
Me: I'm not joking.
H: Yes you were.
Me: Believe whatever you want.
H: I don't believe you.
Me: Why? Is it because I play video games?
H: *a few seconds of silence* ... No, I don't know. So what maps do we need to check? (Conversation turns back to the game)

I thought it was great, the way he asked me if I was being serious was priceless.

 

Mine was sort of weird. I live in the south so it's not accepting AT ALL here. Anyways, I was talking to one of my friends on Facebook about random stuff (She is EXTREMELY religious and doesn't accept gay people AT ALL) so I told her I was bisexual. She was like "OMG. I'm glad you told me you didn't care what I think... You're still an awesome friend"

So a few months later, I knew she had told some people and I thought she told this one girl named Amber... I was sitting in class one day and I looked at her and said "I know Summer told you about me.." and she said "What are you talking about?" and I said "You know.." she said "That you're gay?" and I said "I'm bisexual" and she goes "OMG! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!.. Wait, are you the kind that wants to be a drag queen?" haahaha. All of this happened while just sitting in class.

 

Haha, this was so cute and funny :lol:

 

Me: "So, I have something important to tell you..."
Sister: "Please don't tell me your bailing on Saturday!"
Me: "NO! Just shut up. Look, I'm a homosexual, ok?"
Sister: "Oh." long pause "Uh, sorry..."
Me: "Why are you sorry?"
Sister: "Well, I didn't realize I wasn't supposed to know! I hope I didn't ruin your big coming out for you! How about we get you a big gay rainbow cake to make up for it! Yeah, yeah, I know, no red frosting!"

It was just so absolutely perfect in every way!

 

man i love reading these cool stories... ive just finished page 30... i'll continue tomorrrow...
maybe one day ill add my story if i ever do come out

 

:roflmao:
I hope you said yes to that cake! :lol:

 

I don't really have any funny coming out stories of my own yet, but I have one about when one of my close friends recently came out as gay to me and our bi friend.

HIM: I have something to tell you. (he thought we were both straight so he was pretty scared)
HER: What?
HIM: ....... Never mind.
HER: What is it?
ME: Tell us!
HIM: No.
HER: You already started this; you have to tell us.
ME: Yeah. Tell. Us. Now.
HIM: Fine.... I'm gay.
*short pause*
ME: WHOOO! *high fives him*
HER: ......... Wait, how can you not like boobs?!
HIM: *shocked*

 

My sister got mad that she wasn't the first to know.

 

I came out to my sister via text message while she was dying her hair. After texting back and forth for a bit she ended the conversation with "well I gotta go, this dye has to come out. Haha, get it?! Come out?!"
My family is really bad for corny jokes...

 

I told my mum I was bi about a year ago, because although I'm still not exactly labelled I know for certain I'm not straight. This was the reaction.
Me; Um, Mum I have something I should tell you. I'm.........bisexual.......?
Mum; *Laughs.*
Me; ?????
Mum; Well it was kind of obvious wasn't it?

Just a note; I had never expressed any feelings for girls, never been in a relationship with a girl... never even brought the subject up! This still is a source of confusement for me...

 

My friend found out on a night out drinking and he never said anything directly to me so I wasn't sure how he took it but on the way home this happened:

Him: (shouting out of the car window to every male we passed) ''OI, MATE! ARE YOU GAY?''
Me: (worried) ''What are you doing?''
Him: ''Finding you a man...''

:roflmao:

 

Can I borrow that if someone tells me they have good gaydar? :lol:

 

This was me coming out to myself and I (more or less)

Me: Guys, I have something to tell you. I'm gay.
Myself:*spittake*
I: Oh That? I thought it was something serious. I already knew that!
Myself: Let's go look at hot guys!
Me: I just realized that I probably talk to myself to much
Myself: Hey! I'm right here!
I: You're always right here!
Myself: Lets go shopping!
Me and I: NO!












I'm just a little crazy

 

I speak spanish but my friend and I sometimes speak english when we are talking about delicate subjects or sometimes when we are telling jokes. So...
Me: Hey I've wanted to tell you something for a long time, so i'm just gonna say it. (I actually said this in english, the rest was in spanish)
Me: I'm bisexual.
Friend: Yeah... you must've had a bad dream.
Me: No! I'm serious!
Friend: Really? Well it does explain a lot of things...
Me: Why did you think it was a bad dream?
Friend: Well we often tell jokes in english so I thought this was one.
Me: Oh (i'm an idiot).

 

So I finally decided to come out to my younger brother. He's been talking about this girl named Courtney in band nonstop for a while, and it turns out she plays the French horn for the middle school, just like my (female) crush who is the only French horn player in the high school.

Me: Hey, bub, do you like Courtney?
Him: Like, like like?
Me: Yeah.
Him: Um... Nope.
Me: Well that's a shame, because if you did we would both like French horn players.
Him: Wait, you like someone?
Me: Yeah.
Him: Finally!
[short pause]
Him: Wait, so is he just some random guy from a different school?
Me: Nope. They are from our school. The high school in fact.
Him: Well what's his name?
Me: Their name is Noah. (She has a boy name so it wasn't a giveaway.)
Him: I'm not sure I know a Noah....
Me: Just keep thinking.
[long pause]
Him: WAIT, YOU LIKE GIRLS?!!!!!!
Me: Yeah.
Him: .... Okay, cool. *goes back to playing on the computer*

You just gotta love this kid. :lol: