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Funny responses you got when you came out

Discussion in 'Coming Out Stories' started by paco, Jul 11, 2010.

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  1. tom455

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    Today I texted my best friend since 2nd grade.

    me: Hi i'm bi bye lol
    her: hahahahaahah what?!!!
    me: you heard the man hahaha. luhyew pumpkin muffin.
    her: Bahahaha you crazy peanut butter biscuit :]
     
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    My mum has already told me a million times she's always thought I'm gay XD why don't I just tell her :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    Me: So me and _____ are dating...
    Mom: Yeah I know.
    Me: Really?
    Mom: You really don't hide it very well...

    *after I went back upstairs*
    Mom: (text) That's why I always knock when I come upstairs. :slight_smile:

    :lol:
     
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    well, as my status says I have no coming out story yet and IDK if this sounds funny but I found it so funny then.

    A few years ago I tried to come out to a close friend as I always liked girls. So I brought up a conversation about a friend of hers that seemed to be gay to me.
    It went on very well, at the end
    just before I was to say "I am like that too",
    she said "homosexuality happens only with some certain type of people and you and I don't have those looks and personalities" :roflmao:

    lol I was like stunned for a while and when I realized it, she had brought up something totally different and I had no guts to bring it up again. Now, it seems luck by chance.
     
    #884 smprob, Aug 28, 2012
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    Mine just happened ok I have a lot of brothers one of my brothers is hutch (most adopted) any way I text him today saying hey guess what Him: what? ME: im a lesbian Him: sis are you drunk Me why?Him: because you've always been straight as a rainbow and twice as color full
     
    #885 Kat kanu, Aug 28, 2012
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    LOL My friends and family pretty much said "Tell me something I don't know" Apparently I am one of the ones where it was obvious to everyone but me.
     
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    :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
     
    #887 Sayu, Aug 29, 2012
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    haha two days go i told my 4 best friends, at lunch, but apparently one (a) wasnt paying attention...so we were texting later :slight_smile: ps chicken is our code name for boobs haha

    a: i like chicken!!
    me: me too :slight_smile:
    a: CHICKEN
    me: haha yep
    a: u know i meant chicken, not boobs right
    me: well i like both so...
    a: lmao!
    me: im serious! im bi :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    a: ohh...im straight. enless t is a girl!!! LMAO
    me: *face palm*
     
    #888 SarahRod98, Aug 29, 2012
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    Told a very good straight friend who is my regular scuba diving buddy

    Me. I am gay

    Him. That would explain why you dive like a girl!

    Cue discussion that I just like men and don't want to be a women

    You might have to be scuba diver to appreciate this. I don't know, I'm new at this gay humour!
     
    #889 swimmy, Sep 1, 2012
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    So last night I was at a football game, and these girls were messing around with their hair trying look like guys.

    Them: hey if you were gay would you date this?
    Me um you know I'm bi right?
    Them: oh so you would only half date her then?
    Me: *facepalm*
     
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    My coworker a few days ago (who is so awesome)
    Trey: Be careful of sam, she's a flirt and 17
    Me: Bah, I care not for girls or Underagers
    Trey: Good, ....WAIT.. YOUR GAY?!
    Me: Guilty
    Trey: We are going to Canada to see the Gay Pride Parades.
    Me: BUHHHHHH?!
    I had no clue that Canada had major gay pride events, so she turned the tables on me xD
     
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    The three most common, and ironcally the funniest, responses I've gotten so far are:

    "I already knew."
    "Wow, didn't see that one coming."
    and
    "I never would have guessed."
     
    #892 ThatCoopKid, Sep 1, 2012
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    This thread is hilarious. I do have to say the OP's story about the deaf grandfather is the funniest.
     
    #893 Gold Griffin, Sep 3, 2012
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    For me it's 'i'm bi / can i have half of them' .
     
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    Not a response to my coming out, but there's an interesting story of two gay brothers who didn't know about each other and then one day met in one of gay club. Legit, confirmed by my gay flatmate. Sound like a movie, really.
     
    #895 Mai Hasegawa, Sep 5, 2012
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    90% of all twins have the same sexuality ;-)
     
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    guy friend : my lips are sealed, can't say for my imagination though. omg that IS hot!
     
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    my ex girlfriend crystal

    my Ex 'so i heard you had went out with that guy terrack'

    me 'actually i did'

    my ex gf looked at me with this concerned look 'wait so does that mean you dont like girls'

    me 'no I am bisexual'

    her 'oh... good'

    this was before we started going out, it lasted for a total of
    3 weeks (pathetic right? I dated Terrack longer
     
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    Well I'm not sure if my coming out story is funny or just weird. But it involves me, my mom, and my best friend who already knew I was gay.

    Me: Well er I got to um tell you something mom.
    Mom: What is it?
    Me: I um god it feels like I'm going to freak out.
    Mom: What are you dying?
    Me: What!? No! GOD KIRA CAN YOU JUST TELL HER!
    BFF: Well you see he is umm...*looks at me* This is hard! Well he's gay.
    *silence*
    Mom: Well do you want to wear one of my dresses?

    Well some people may take what my mom offensive, but i really have a I.D.G.A.F attitude.

    Oh, and my other friend's reaction was "We could check out boys together!!!!"
     
    #899 NeverHearMe, Sep 6, 2012
  20. AshenAngel

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    Lmao these are great... one time I was in class and this kid who was sitting behind me would not stop touching my hair and the back of my shirt so after telling him to stop like four times I finally whipped around with every intention of smacking him but he saw I was wearing one of my rainbow bracelets and asked what it was. I was like, "I'm a lesbian you dumbass."...:roflmao: He stopped bugging me after that:grin:
     
    #900 AshenAngel, Sep 6, 2012
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