Funny responses you got when you came out

Well, I wasn't the one doing the coming out (well I was but my mother was doing it for me to my sister) she said ***** (I censored her name for her safety) We need to talk, and she thought she was in trouble, it made me laugh.

 

"What about Darren Criss?" From my sister, haha. And in reply I said he's my exception

 

I come out to a friend last week that I developed a crush for some months ago, all

without his knowing.I did this last week.And my account may be slightly related to that

of Phantosmiac.This my guy is so damn reserved and doesnt keep friends around as such

except those he likes and they are always few.He appears a very religious person too.I

only came out to him, and he was so shocked and has kept a distance

from me since then.And I dont intend to come out to anyone again.All I asked him to do

was to kiss me, since he will be away for a long time, which he and politely and quietly

avoided. I still dropped him off at home that evening from my place, and we chatted like

there was nothing wrong,but he sealed our communication after that night.

Am scared and depressed as I write, becos I miss him so much, and no word yet from Him.

I just hope he didnt go discussing this with anybody in that neighbourhood,before he

travelled the next morning.

Could there still be hope for me and him to pick up the friendship from where we stopped?

 

Not my story, but one of my good friends asked me to tag along when he came out to his folks because he was extremely nervous. So, after school, I catch a ride with him back to his place.

He's acting extremely anxious the entire rid, and I'm reassuring him that I'm there for him and all that good stuff. Finally, we arrive at his house, and his dad is watching TV. He walks over and says timidly, "Dad I need to talk."

His dad looks up and says, "Sure."

After a few moments of awkward silence, he comes out and says, "I'm gay."

His dad looks at him, shrugs and says, "Yeah, I know."

 

Wow!
That swift ...?
and fast?
:lol:

 

"OMG You're gay?! Why?!"

 

He's my straight celebrity crush... what?

 

1. There was guy who said that he wanted to talked to me. So after a lot of trying (like he would come out to me) he said that he likes me a lot. So I say "I don't really know how to tell you this but... I like girls." So he goes "Just girls?!?"
2. I had to tell a girl that I like a friend of hers (and mine) to get of the akward situation were I pop up everywhere they go. So I tell her.
-So you're bi?
-Yeah something like that.
-Cool.
-(handing her the box)Do you want a ferrero rocher?
-If you insist...
3. Telling a girl I liked...
-I thought you should know... I'm bi.
-Good for you.
4. Telling a friend (also a lesbian but I did not know at the time)
-I like girls...
-yeah I knew... I just didn't know if you did.
And that's all the funny reactions I recall right now...

 

When I came out to a friend, we were in a funny discussion.
N (female): Lets get a girlfriend for you.
Me: I am gay. I dont want a girlfriend.
N: Did I say girlfriend? I mean boyfriend. (Hugs me)
She is crazy, thats why i like her

 

When I came out to my friend Emily:

Me: hey Em I need to tell you something

Em: sure what is it?

Me: I'm bi

Em: Zac Efron or Robert Patterson?

Me: I just told you Im bi, and thats the first question you ask me?

Em: just answer it!

Yeah she's kinda strange but then again she is my friend

 

All my friends: "Duh!"
My dad: "Are you gay?"
My mom after me telling her: "I already knew that!"
My sister: "Freakin' finally! Now everyone will believe me!" (she'd beentrying to convince people for years I was gay)
My 8 yr. old brother: So...you like, KISS girls?!

Gotta love the family

 

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

 

So I just pulled into the parking lot at work, and my boss sees me and walks over. She asked me if there was anything I needed from the store. I looked at her and blurted "a girlfriend". She said "oh, ok... wait a gf from walmart? that's not exactly classy..."

 

*at the mall with Neko*

Her: So, Imma use my mini fridge as an excuse to meet a guy. XD
Me: You better make sure he has a twin. XD
Her: You're into guys...? GOSH DAMMIT, IF ONLY I HAD A PENIS. D:<
Me: *chokes on drink laughing*
Her: If he has a twin, I'm not sharing. D:
Me: Awww... ;A;

 

When I came out to my parents, my mom started talking about how it was just another characteristic that people discriminated against. Then she mentioned how even Hitler hated the gays. I started to laugh and my dad asked me what was so funny and I said "I'm gay and Jewish, Hitler REALLY would have hated me"