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Funny responses you got when you came out

Discussion in 'Coming Out Stories' started by paco, Jul 11, 2010.

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  1. Afraida

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    I was in my dorm room after having just told my best friend. He encouraged me to come out to a mutual friend of ours. We went to his room where he was laying in bed, in nothing but boxers.

    I tensed up and said "Dude, I got something to tell you." He looked at me and said "Yeah?" I told him and he just said "Oh. Ok, cool." with almost no emotion whatsoever. Then there was silence in the room as we all realized he was almost completely naked and I just told him I liked dudes. We had a pretty good laugh after that.
     
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    haha thats awesome even more so that he didn't realize he was almost naked
     
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    About 10 minutes after coming out to my sister...

    Sister: Oh! You can dye your hair rainbow!!
    Me: ....no

    And coming out to other friend

    Me: I'm a lesbian
    Him: And...?

    Another friend
    Me: I'm gay
    Her: doesn't even blink and proceeds to make a lesbian sex joke
     
    #763 anonymous1, May 25, 2012
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    When I came out to one of my friends, she said "No... i wouldn't have guessed". (Obvious sarcastic tone)

    That's been my funniest so far.
     
    #764 BradThePug, Jun 5, 2012
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    A couple of years ago, that was right after I came out to my parents, I met a friend for a coffee, and I decided to correct him after he asked me whether I have a girlfriend or if I'm on the look out for one. My response to it was that I have dated a guy before. His response: Really? No Really? Silence.... After a few moments: that's cool! Did you have a boyfriend since? :lol:
     
    #765 Mirko, Jun 5, 2012
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    Love it! xD
     
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    :roflmao: Lol, this one was really great!:roflmao:
     
    #767 Sayu, Jun 6, 2012
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    her: really?

    me: yeah...

    her: what do i say?

    me: i dunno

    her(after a few minutes of silence): i knew it..
     
    #768 AloneOutHere, Jun 6, 2012
  9. Pain

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    Maybe it wasn't the best approach.... :wink:
    I whispered to one friend "Do you want to see a picture?"
    I didn't think I had come across as creepy, but I guess I did :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    "At least ask what it is before you shut me down!!!" I replied.
    "Ok, fine!!!! What is it?"
    "I whispered, "My boyfriend :3"
    She said "Right on," and held up her hand waiting for a high-five. :slight_smile: It was today
     
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    sister was talking to my dad about it and he said to her ' well whats your excuse for not having a boyfriend then?' lol :slight_smile:
     
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    Number 12 :slight_smile:
     
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    When I told my mom she was very accepting.
    After dinner we got into the car and she turned to me and said:
    mom: I just thought of the best response to what you told me in there!
    me: What would that be?
    mom: ME TOO!

    I busted out laughing. She was joking of course but it made my night :grin:
     
    #772 Thandrami, Jun 9, 2012
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    My buddy was asking me if I would see him before I went back to school and the conversation kind of went a funny direction.

    M(my buddy): will I see you before you leave for school?
    Me: I don't know, I won't have much time when I get back from the summer.
    M: I see how it is....
    Me: For you, I will find time.
    M: No, no, I understand, you're a busy women, I've obviously moved down on you're list. (with a slightly sarcastic tone.)
    Me: bro, If I have a girlfriend, she will be number one, but you're still up there.
    M: (laughs), I can't be your number one anymore?
    Me: As long as I'm not in a relationship, you will be my number one.
     
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    When I told my best friend her response was, "oh, I know" .. then months later we were talking about people knowing that I was gay and she said, "I just knew, well... everyone knows" I'm like "HOW!!" she said "..You don't hide it very well... at all"

    And all this time I thought I was fooling people :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    When I came out to my sister xD

    Me: R, I'm a lesbian...
    R: *silence*
    Me: Did you get that? I'm gay.
    R: ...I KNEW I'd be the one to have the grandchildren!!!

    I almost died laughing. Needless to say, it went quite well :grin:
     
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    One of my female friends simply wouldn't believe me. She kept laughing as if expecting Amir Blumenfeld to jump from under the desk and shout "PRANKED". Took me the better part of an hour to finally convince her.
     
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    talking to a good friend of mine also an exboyfriend
    him; im thinking of making a porno, your hot wanna be in it?
    me; well ive been meaning to tell you, im gay
    him; weeelllll all good pornos should have a lesbian sex scene
    looove him
     
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    My first coming out. At the time it was terrifying, but looking back, it was kinda funny.

    Friend: so, why haven't you asked [girl's name] out?
    Me: I dunno.
    Friend: is it because you're shy?
    Me: Not really.
    Friend: (in a really loud voice) ARE YOU GAY OR WHAT?
    Me: HAHAHA...err...yeah.
    Friend: oh! well that explains a lot...
     
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    Me arguing with my Guatemalan nanny, who practically raised me. I call her tía. This all happened in spanish.
    Tia: "Why don't you have a girlfriend, mi amorcito?"
    Me: "Because I don't want one, tía."
    Tia: "¿Por qué?"
    I look her directly in the face and say,
    Me: "Porque lo no quiero una novia, tía." (because I don't want a girlfriend, tía.)
    And she just looks at me, makes a weird knowing half-smile, and stops asking about it.
     
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    When I was still in high school I decided to tell one of my best friends. We were in the cafeteria and I look at him.

    Me: There is something I want to talk to you about.
    Him: Okay.
    Me: There's no easy way to say it, so....I'm not really into girls. I'm gay.

    There's a momentary silence.

    Him: I've known this for awhile, I'm more surprised you're finally telling me.

    That was the most common reaction from my circle of friends.
     
    #780 AdamStark, Jun 12, 2012
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