Funny responses you got when you came out

I'm not all-out about gender. About orientation, to quote my dad: "You should only be with girls, because guys will break your heart." Cutest response ever!

 

After coming out to my sister: "You're gay? So that's why you got the pretty gene!"

 

I told my two younger sisters and one of them said '' I already knew it''.
When I asked her how she knew, she replied ''Well ..... and I were discussing the other day who we thought out of us girls would be gay.. I know I'm straight, ..... is potentially bi sexual so that only left you''... I couldnt help but burst out laughing. (still do lol)

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I laughed so hard when I read this... sorry

 

me: Yeah i'm gay
Friend: Yet again my gaydar is on point!
Everyone else in class: * awkward stare*

 

Well, to get why this one's funny, you have to know that for years, I thought I was asexual, and it was common knowledge in my family. So, I came out to my mom, and she squeals and goes, "Ohhhh! Yay! You're something!!" I almost died laughing. :roflmao:

 

"I just want you to know that I play for the other team." - one of my male friends

"Ok. You can hide in the bathroom now, then." - Me

 

This isn't really funny, as much as it is amazing. The conversation with my parents went like this:

"Are you seeing anybody right now?"

"You know ______? She and I have been dating for the last few weeks."

"Ok...does your girlfriend want to come to Thanksgiving?"

a few minutes later

"So, is it just girls now, or what?"

That was IT. With my parents being in the theatre, they have more gay friends than straight, so I knew they'd be cool about it. I was even named after my moms best friend, who happened to be gay!

 

Let's see.... Some of my favorites are:

"Oh! So how is anal sex?"

"Oh, really? Me too!"

"So, that explains the scarves."

"WE CAN BE LIKE WILL & GRACE!!!" (Actually, we are.)

"That explains your great style... Teach me how to dress, bro."

And once I was asked if I was turned on by looking at myself naked. Spectacular.

 

:roflmao: That one is so funny, love it. :eusa_clap

 

I was taking a friend from an extra credit meeting. It went a little like this...
Her- are you anti gay?
Me- I am.
Her- oh my god why didn't you tell me? I can't believe this? Can we go shopping? Will you? Do you watch desperate housewives? Do you know who Stanford is? Will you've my Stanford?

What's a Stanford? I need to know that. Does me not knowing make me a bad gay?

 

hes a gay character in the sex and the city series and movies

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"Do you still have a penis?"

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

 

When I came out to my dad a couple of months ago. Oh god, it was so funny, haha.

Here is how it went:
Me: "Dad, I like girls."
Dad: "Okay"
Me: "And I have a girlfriend"
Dad: "Well if that wasn't obvious. I assumed those kissing noises coming from your room weren't a new game with your best friend"
Me: *dies of humiliation and laughter*

 

Not really a response but i thought id share it. To start, im at this party and a kid i used to be good friends with in high school is there and i hadnt seen him in a while, so it goes:
Him: hey its sweet that you came out, im proud of you...
Me: uh thanks:dry: its saturday night, why wouldnt i come out?
Him: dont let anyone ever try to get you down, theres nothing wrong with who you like...
Me: huh? Wait... What are you talking about?
Him: coming out of the closet
Me: oh oops lol

I felt like a moron cause after that he asked if i was mad he brought it up around people, which i wasnt, but it struck me that almost everybody i went to school with and people i know all know im gay and no one has been different.

 

It's not so much a response as a funny story, but after I had ear surgery and was recovering and very VERY heavily sedated/ barely concious I was talking to the nurse.

Me: are my parents here
nurse: they're outside, they'll be in to see you in a minute
me: I have something I want to tell them, do you think it's a good time?
Nurse: what do you want to tell them?
Me: there's someone a like a lot...
Nurse: she isn't pregnant is she?
Me: no, it's a he
nurse: oh, well god love you anyway, but now's probably not the best time to tell them
me: oh, ok (goes back to sleep)

 

Not AS funny as the ones in this forum but... "I knew it!!!" Hahaha. It was really funny to me and great because if people can tell I'm gay, it may be easier to accept. XD

 

Well, this one is probably not that funny, but I laughed at it. I came out to my brother yesterday and he asked:
B: "How long have you known?"
M: "For a few years."
B: "Well, you are saying it early then, aren't you?"
M: "Wait, was that ironic?"
B: Yes :lol:
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