Funny responses you got when you came out

LOL thats fantastic, well done mate

 

ok so this just happened.

co-worker: Do you have a wife or a girlfriend
me: oh no, I'm gay.
Co-Worker: oh! so, did you hear about that guy on TLC with the 13 inch cock?
Me: . . . um...no. How did we just get here? I know where we were, now there is a 13 inch cock? I think we got off at the wrong exit.

 

HILARIOUS!! :lol: Even for those of us allergic to penises.

 

Lol me and like a group of girls, it was strange cuz they all said the same thing.
Me:Hmm...um hey I gotta talk to you.
Them:Yeah?
Me:...weeel...Im gay.
Them:Well we ARE freshman! This is when closets open.Besides,we all knew this was coming for a while now.
Me:I just found out like a month ago....
Them:Just shut up and go shopping with us.

Lol nice to know I have solid friends. 0-0

 

So far I've only had one funny response, with all the rest being highly supportive or at the very least indifferent.

Talking on the phone to female friend who is really involved in theatre:
Me: So, this semester I realized I'm gay.
A: Awww, that's awesome! Now you can be a part of my flock!
Me: Yes, yes I suppose I can, as long as your flock is mostly non-straight people.
A: Of course it is, I'm in theatre, you dolt!

 

I love this thread even though I started one just like it

 

*Group of people talking with this one person about how there are no hot lesbians around lets call the people C- who says she might be bisexual, A- who is a lesbian, and L-who is straight*
The conversation went something like this.
L: (to A) yeah I really want to hook you up with a hot girl.
A: Yeah that would be nice, but there are like no hot lesbians around!
Me: Yeah in college I hope to find a lot of hot lesbians.
Pause
C:Wait can I ask... Are you....?
Me: I nod.
C: I just wasn't sure if i could ask or anything.
*Everyone proceeded to hug me*
L: Yeah you should like go to college and date a really pretty blonde.
Me: Yeah I should.
*We proceeded to talk about other stuff and some other gay stuff*

 

My friend stood up in a busy restaurant, walked around fist-pumping, saying "CALLED IT."

My brother said "Why the fuck do people keep telling me this??" (apparently his best guy friend and best girlfriend also just came out bi to him as well)

Most common response I get is "Mkay cool." Weak sauce.

 

will i cam out to my best friend in a store and this random lady got the hole store to clap for me.

 

my little sister (when she was ten) so i told her the following:

Me: so i gotta tell you something, but you gotta promise you won't tell anyone (Jokingly or i kid you not i'll slap you upside the head

Her: (getting it was a joke, smiling) what?

Me: So do you know what it means to be gay, or a lesbian?

Her: No

Me: It means you like girls instead of boys

Her: Ok...are you a lesbian

Me: yeah

Her: Oh. Ok.

Me: Are you ok with that?

Her: Yeah

She was so wonderfully naive. now that she understands it fully, she totally accepts it without question, and for that, i am forever gratefull.

 

Today I was talking to a few people in my free lesson, one of whom happens to be a very out lesbian and also a fellow redhead.
Now the topic of homosexuality kind of came up in conversation and I mentioned it passively not realizing one of the guys I was talking to didn't know about me (a few people seem to have slipped under the radar). Anyway while at first being vaguely surprised since I denied it in the past he came out with the fairly classic line:

'Wait. So you’re gay and she's a lesbian... And you're both ginger... Is anyone else seeing a correlation here', which lead to a big conversation about whether all gingers are gay. Twas’ hilarious.

 

When I came out to my sister she said that the only thing she was worried about was she did not want me to chop all my hair off.
I just thought it was kind of funny that the only thing she was worried about was very trivial.

 

Coming out to one of my best guy friends at his house

Friend: What do ya wanna talk about?
Me: Um...um well I thought you should know
*His mom knocks on the door*
Friend: Not now mom
*his mom comes into the room* : Why what are you guys doing?
Friend: Mom, leave, he's trying to tell me his gay
His mom: You mean he's never told you before...(to me)Congratulations :eusa_clap: *leaves the room*
Friend: So anyways, you like dick, that's where you were going right?
Me: :jawdrop:...am I really that obvious?
Friend: HAHAHAHAHA uhh lets just forget you asked that question

 

omg HAHAHHAHAAHA i love this!! :lol:

 

Oh my gosh, so funny I almost died! :lol:

 

Me: So yeah, I'm just gonna come out and say it...I think I'm bisexual.
Her: Hahahahahahahaha....wait, really?
Me: Hey, come on, this isn't funny...
Her: No, no, it's just...you're way too obvious...seriously?
Me: How???
Her: You've been staring at that guy across the room ever since we sat down.

(FACEPALM)

 

LOL that is brilliant! I can actually picture it in my head now hahaha well done

 

I came out to my sister-in-law.
She asks, really? I thought your brother, but not you.
...
She apparently thinks her husband is gay.

 

(L (girl) and I had been discussing who was going out with who)
Me: I wonder what people would say if there was a lesbian couple?
L: I would tell them to go for it. Love knows no gender, y'know?
Me: Yeah... I'm bi.
L: Me too, kind of.
Me: (not really concentrating) Mmm... wait, WHAT?
We both laughed!

 

This is epic :lol: Part of me wishes i had an experience like that. Great story!:eusa_clap