ruin the moment

And then your lover sais, "this is the last meal we'll have together," and breaks up with you.

You're studying for a huge exam with your lover. He/she gets bored, and starts moving in...

 

Then you inhale your straw by accident, and you break three ribs when some gives you the himelick maneuver...

You and your lover are laying on the couch watching tv...

 

all of a sudden, someone comes in, and kidnaps your lover!

You are laying under a table, hiding from your parents, making out with a person of the same sex

 

...and their secret boyfriend/girlfriend (someone of the opposite sex) outs you to everyone in the house.

You're sitting in a tiny diner in the middle of winter with the one you love...

 

When your clueless mother comes in, sits down next to your loved one and starts to fuss over them, wiping corners of mouths and stuff.

Your walking in the park, holding your lover's hand...

 

And they figured out that you've cheated on them. It's over.

You're playing your favorite video game..

 

You realize you left your car at the junk yard

you find that perfect guy

 

Then relise that he isn't as 'perfect' as he said he is.

You are lieing on his bed snuggling.

 

Then he has a heart attack

You just settled into your new house with your lover

 

and then you meet the neighbors.

you land your dream job.

 

Your ex is your superior.

You and your partner get an adorable pet.

 

You're horribly allergic to it.

You and your lover are cuddling and watching the sun set.

 

and the sun implodes and your lover says well thats the best sign GOOD BYE


You and your lover are walking in the park and cross the wooden bridge and stare into the water and see the fish playing gaily in water and them you lean on the rail , they lean in and time seems to stops and ..........................................

 

But suddenly their head explodes and your covered in brain matter as their body slumps onto you.....

Your walking hand in hand in the zoological gardens

 

Until the Monkeys start flinging poo and cover you both.

You are giving a class speech and hope to impress your crush...

 

but you are dislexic and say circumsizes instead of circumstances like the kid on youtube

You are walking down the sidewalk coffee in hand on a decent november day...

 

But some kid turns the corner sharp and mows you over with his bicycle.

You are having lunch with your significant other...