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Ask a smart question, get a dumb answer

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Owen, Dec 5, 2007.

  1. Doglover

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    Your "Intelligence quotient"

    If a tree falls and nobody's around to hear it, how do we know it really fell?
     
  2. jocr92

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    its on the ground.
    duhh!

    if a tree falls, are you still an idiot?
     
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    So is your face!

    What's the longest word in the English language?
     
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    Smile, it has a mile in it.

    Why can we only see 3 colours and not 4?
     
  5. waitingsucks

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    Can we only see 3 colours? Who told you such a thing?

    What is the capital of the moon?
     
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    CHEESE!!!

    where is Toyland??
     
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    You are a boy, and it is not little-girl-and-boy-land; therefore you will never know.

    Why is H. G. Wells so bad at writing?
     
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    He doesn't move his hands good so his letters are all squiggle-squiggle and they dun look bad.

    What if ice didn't float on water?!
     
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    It would sink...

    Why is yawning catchy?
     
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    b/c it's a form of the herpes virus

    What is the composition of Bublegum?
     
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    1 cup of chewyness
    1/4 tsp sweetness
    5 oz bubbles
    and
    1 pint of "you'd better not fall asleep w/ me in your mouth, or else you'll wake up w/ me in your hair, and then you'll have to get a God awfull hair cut to get me out!"


    Why does the gov. insist on hiding vital info from the educated public?
     
  12. XxTheNumbOnexX

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    Because if u tell the educated public..the uneducated ppl will get ahold of the info and turn into zombies and destroy everybody!!AAAAAH!!!

    Why is it so hard to come up with a good question T_T??
     
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    Because you're retarded. Lol jk

    What are the 7 wonders of the world?
     
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    Me, Myself, I, Hugh, Hubert, Hugo and Huberto

    What is the capital or Colombia?
     
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    C, it's the only capital letter...

    What is the opposite of marmite?
     
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    etimram < marmite spelled backwards is clearly the opposite.

    What does an organic compound ALWAYS contain?
     
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    The word 'organic' squashed between the words 'an' and 'compound'

    Why were the eggs and ham green?
     
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    because they spent to much time hanging out with the broccoli :confused:..it was a bad influence on them..:confused:...

    Why is the sun big?
     
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    Because Dumbledore waved his wand randomly and said "Engorgio!"

    Why did someone invent green ketchup? (Lol I seem to have this thing for the colour green today...)
     
  20. XxTheNumbOnexX

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    because...they wanted it to go with red...u know....for christmas..:slight_smile:..lol..sorry best i had

    lol green is cool...

    where is the fountain of youth?