Corrupt A Wish

Wish granted but you now suck at track and field and ultimate frisbee so much you get kicked off the teams .

I wish that i had a boyfriend that I like to spend my time with .

 

Wow this used to be a fun also page. But it's dead now. Rip corrupt a wish 2016 . It will be missed.

 

Wish granted but every time you see your boyfriend you will be cursed and will turn everyone you look at to stone..

I wish I had skinnier cheeks o.o

 

Wish granted, but your cheeks will be so skinny that they would break open every time something touched it.

I wish I had a better computer.

 

Wish granted but the computer is so technologically advanced that it creates a mind of its own and doesn't like being a slave to the keyboard so it murders you with lasers.
(Lol)
I wish every single one of the guys I liked asked me at one time to go out with me and they gave me enough time to answer. The one I choose would only be able to love me for the rest of his life and I'd only be able to live him. Gl corrupting that .

 

Granted but unfortunatly he gets hit by a bus on his way home, so that the rest of his life was only 30 minutes, and you never see any of the guys you told "no" again.

I wish all my future cupcakes had sprinkles on them.

 

Granted but they are booger flavored


I wish that a libra and a virgo can be more compatible ;-;

 

Wish granted, but now everytime a Libra and a Virgo meet there'll be a chemical reaction which results in a terrible smell forces Libras and Virgos to avoid each other.

I wish I had an attention span longer than 5 seconds.

 

Wish granted but your attention span is only 5.1 seconds so it makes no difference.

I wish I already knew what career I wanted for my life

 

Granted, but you can't have it.

I wish I had a zombie kitten army.

 

granted, but they grow into zombie cats and turn on you

I wish I didn't have the flu

 

Granted, but everyone around you will get the flu.

I wish I had all of the world's knowledge.

 

Granted, but you get killed by the government since you know all of their secrets.

I wish to ace my upcoming finals

 

Granted, but you forgot to submit it.

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I wish i can have more wishes.

 

Granted, but you can only wish for things that other people ask you for.

I wish I didn't spend so much time worrying about stupid things.

 

Granted! No more stupid things. Now all you can think about is the worlds most serious issues.

I wish I could cure illness.

 

granted, but it takes to long to save anyone
i was i could go to the moon.

 

Granted, you visit the moon and make some cool discoveries, but you die when your spacecraft explodes during reentry to Earth

I wish unicorns were real

 

Granted, but they take over the world and we're forced to work as their slaves

I wish I had a million dollars

 

Granted, I present you with one million monopoly dollars!

I wish the band 'Nickelback' never existed