Corrupt A Wish

Granted. Be careful what you wish for as while you have that nice long rest, someone you annoy with your godlike powers kills you in your sleep.
I wish that people would stop picking on me.

 

Granted. You turn into a mega sized chicken and you pick on them.

I wish I could turn invisible at any given time to scare people.

 

Wish granted but as soon as you turn invisible everybody else will do also.

I wish my feet were smaller..

 

Granted. Now your feet fit in shoes made for Barbie dolls.


I wish I could fly like a dragon.

 

Granted! But you stop to rest, and are quickly lanced by a sneaky Knight, who sells you as tinned dragon:



I wish I had a maid to bring some food in bed, so I could be more lazy.

 

Granted, but she'll only give you food you hate.

I wish my hair was down to my hips.

 

Granted, you now have beautiful hair down your back to your hips... it's just that none of it is on your head.

I wish Queen Elizabeth II would flash her tits in public at the American Embassy today...

 

Granted! Everybody, though is shocked at how firm and youthful they are in relation to her age, that scores of people across the nation faint, both live and in front of their TVs and computers, causing emergency rooms to overflow, and creating a national crisis.

I wish I was the next incarnation of the Buddha, only one who encouraged sexual pleasure among all people as a transcendent state, as opposed to a 'desire or attachment'.

 

Granted, but as a holy being you may never feel the sexual pleasure yourself.


I wish for the perfect life.

 

Granted! but only for 5 seconds and you have to close your eyes.

I wish I was back in 2010.

 

Granted! Yet, all the things you loved about 2010 will not happen!

I want furries to be real. lmfao

 

Granted but they all turn evil and try to kill you

I wish I was Supreme Ruler of the world muhaha!

 

Granted but everybody rebels against you and kills you.


I wish my crush would like me back.

 

Granted, but then they have to move out of the country. :-(

I wish it would rain skittles for a day on my asshole neighbor's house.

 

Granted. But the very next day it rained dog poop in your room
I wish that transgender people and people of differing gender norms could have the money they need for what they need to be happy

 

I don't want to corrupt that one

I wish summer lasted forever!

 

Granted(don't want to corrupt that one either)

 

Granted! Sorry I can't corrupt that one so I'll pass in my wish.

 

Granted! (Whatever the hell it was)

I repeat! I wish furries were real!

 

Granted! They're real, and also take over the world, and make you wear a fursuit all the time, which become very, very hot. You do make a lot of fluffy friends, but are so hot, you're too busy drinking water and running to the bathroom to do much else.

I wish I had a pet skunk. (de-scented)