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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. Witchcraft

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    Granted,but its flat and old and are charged hundreds of dollars every month for it

    wish i had eternal life
     
  2. oneguy15

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    Granted, but every other human disappears in exchange.

    I wish I had twenty bucks.
     
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    Granted, but its all in unrolled pennies.

    I wish the guy i like liked me too
     
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    Granted, but then you lose interest.

    I wish it wasn't so hot.
     
  5. Witchcraft

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    granted,but its -90 farenhite outside

    I wish i had a boyfriend
     
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    granted but you are straight

    I wish I could go to the movies
     
  7. Witchcraft

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    granted,but its the worst movie uve ever seen

    wish i could sing
     
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    Granted, but now that's the only way you can verbalize anything.

    I wish I had motivation to work out today.
     
  9. Witchcraft

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    granted,but the motivation is ur extremly overweight

    wish i could find the perfect guy 4 me
     
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    Granted, but its me

    Wish i could just graduate high school and go to university already
     
  11. Witchcraft

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    granted,but u drop out on the first day

    wish i could cook.
     
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    Wish granted. Unfortunately for you the iCook is released shortly thereafter making your skill redundant, and the time you spent learning it wasted.

    I wish I had an iCook.
     
  13. oneguy15

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    Granted, but humans immediately go through a genetic mutation that removes their need to eat, rendering the iCook useless.

    I wish October would come sooner rather than later.
     
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    Granted, but it was the October in 2571]

    I wish I had a something to listen to...
     
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    Granted, but it is teh sound of nails on the chalk board, OR, the sound of foam packaging rubbing together.

    I wish I had a hankie
     
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    granted but everytime you use it, it becomes a never ending chain like a clowns hankie

    I wish I had super powers
     
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    Granted, but all you get is the ability to drip water out of your big toe.

    I wish I had the ability to think about food, and it appear
     
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    granted, but then it spontaneously combusts!!!

    wish i had a dog
     
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    Granted but you hate dogs....

    I wish I had some guy that is interested in me....
     
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    granted but he dies in 20 minutes...

    i wish i had a clone or KittyBoy 's cat yet not as evil ..