I was thinking about this not too long ago, and it had me both amused and enlightened. It really revealed something about myself. Basically, what is something that nobody would expect you to do? It can be as simple as speaking in a louder tone of voice, something spontaneous like breaking out into song and dance, or something as outrageous as skydiving while throwing hand grenades. Be as serious or silly as you want.
I'm generally quiet and innocent in school, so people are so surprised when I know things I shouldn't because I'm so "innocent". So it's really hilarious when I say something like "oh shit"...people go crazy! My whole class went in an uproar when I muttered it under my breath once. I just find it funny because they have quite a colorful vocabulary. But when I say it, it's not expected. I find it really funny how people think I am oblivious and innocent to everything, but I'm not.
Putting on a short mini skirt and heels, and go clubbing. If I did that, everyone would ask if I was okay. Btw, I HAVE broken into song and dance before
Well...Everyone knows I am gay...And I mean super gay...If only you could see how I am in the shop where I work! Well my friend works there with me and we were in the back talking. And it got onto crushes, I first of told of mine for Robert Downey Jr....OMG I want him so bad! Well during the conversation we ended up moving to the shop floor and I just blerted out as loud as I could (I have a rather big mouth when talking...Ooops) "Well, I would totally fuck Jennifer Lawrence... Well everyone in the shop...Some customers too...Just turned to me and two of the customers (our regulars) and my friend all in sync replied with "What?! But you are gay!" So yeah...I have one "straight" crush...But yeah...I would totes fuck her! I mean...Come on! It is Jennifer Lawrence...She is hot when she is angry!
I guess it would be me talking and having a conversation with someone out of the blue that would make people surprised that I've said that much.
Response to watching bloody violence in a horror movie: "That poor person! Who would enjoy this!? Turn it off! You know I don't like horror movies!" Response to watching a nature documentary in which a lioness kills a zebra: "That poor animal! I'm never eating meat again!" (I'm actually quoting my mother. On a side note, while watching the documentary, we were also eating dinner that included meat)
Hm... I guess, since I am never talking with my friends in a serious way, if I ever decided to have a serious talk with them it would be pretty unexpected. On the other hand, I am pretty sure painting my hair would be another unexpected one.
Maybe starting a conversation. Something I've done in the past which was unexpected does fit more into the "speaking a bit louder" category though. A pal invited me to tag along to Laser Bowling one night, as he didn't want to be a third wheel to his friends who had recently gotten together. I'm not great at sports, and was throwing gutterballs all night, as well as being terrible awkward companionship. However, near the end, I shot the ball down the lane and got a perfect strike. I then proceeded to shout "FUCK YEAH IM THE GOD OF BOWLING" and then was too embarrassed to say anything for the rest of the game. :icon_redf That and I couldn't knock a single pin down after that :lol: Its funny how things just slip out sometimes.
Doing a raunchy standup act. Or pretty much anything that would involve me performing on stage in front of a large group of people.
Topping... No, but honestly. My short homosexual brethren will understand. We get stereotyped so hard.
Be overly confident. My brother and I are very socially awkward, and it shows. My anxiety has been helped, but it surely hasn't disappeared.