Haha yes! Whenever the Victoria's secret commercial came on I would always be mesmerized at how gorgeous they were. It wasn't til I saw it a third time that I realized the commercial was about getting a free beach towel with a purchase of $75 or more :lol:
Speaking of Victoria's Secret: Either watching the VS fashion show for the dresses without ogling the models OR not watching it at all.
My dad has an account at Victoria's Secret where he buys my sister her panties TMI lol. Anyways, we get catalogs every so often and I throw then away (after destroying the address part) upon arrival. I'm so gay; I care more about shredding the name and address of a lingerie catalog than of the pretty models :lol:.
When I'm hang out with my friends and a spider crawls on my hand and I give a girly scream and run into the corner
I've had plenty "I am so bisexual" moments. When I'm watching shows and reading books ; sometimes I find two characters hot and I'm elated when they fall in love with each other. I don't care about the genders of the characters involved. I consider myself lucky because there are many straight couples in entertainment. Example; last year I saw Gundam Seed/Destiny. I think Kira Yamato, Lacus Clyne, Athrun Zala, Cagalli Yula Athha, Shinn Asuka, and Lunamaria Hawke... are all cute. Contrary to popular belief, I'm monogamous.
Stereotypes being what they are, I nevertheless got a chuckle out of this true story: Walking in a store and Shazaming a song (so far so good, right?). then realizing, as the name "Kylie Minogue" pops up on the smartphone, that I'm surrounded by decorative pillows and other accessories at Homesense (equivalent of Homegoods for you US peeps).
Not too many men turn me on in an aesthetical manner, but the very first time a guy did was a wrestler on TV ( I used to watch WWE, won't disclose name of wrestler ) and OMG when I saw him I was like "Wow he looks amazing! I could totally see myself in his arms..." wait what? Lol it wasn't so much of a "sooo gay" moment as it was a "sooo not... straight?" moment? Lol
I had a moment the other day when my sister and I were listening to Disney music. I remember thinking "This is so gay" when we started singing along with "I Won't Say I'm In Love" from Hercules. My sister sang the part of Meg and I sang the parts of the Muses. :lol:
Singing the bold lyrics just a little louder than the rest will do it. lol No matter gay, straight, or bi, Lesbian, transgendered life, I'm on the right track baby, I was born to survive.
Well, I catch myself with "I am so trans" thoughts whenever I see the beautiful receptionist at my job walk by and am more fixated with the idea of robbing her closet than trying to hit on her.
I have them all the time. Most recently was a couple weekends ago when I was folding laundry while prancing around my bedroom doing a one-man lip sync of "Take Me Or Leave Me" from Rent.
When I see a attractive girl, I tend to stare at her longer than need be and if she talks to me, I get all awkward. But when I talk to guys, I'm perfectly normal. I think to myself, I'm so gay, omg.
Hiding away to watch Dynasty episodes ! Oh and do search gaynasty on youtube (it's not nudity but still nsfw so I didn't post it here) *gets a kick of watching gaynasty on yt. ehm if that isn't a 'aha' revelation moment then idk what is yes that stereotype fits me!
Like, constantly. When I'm talking to my therapist and catch myself staring at her boobs, for instance. Or when I spend hours talking about girls with my male buddies. Or when I create my crush and myself on The Sims and play for hours, seducing her, marrying her, adopting children with her ...
OMG I just had another one!! I work nights and usually go to bed about 8am. They decided to replace the siding on my apartment today and started banging on my walls at 930. I turned on my music on my ps3 to random. What are the first two songs you ask? Material Girl by Madonna and Oops I did it again by Brittany Spears!! Yup, I am sooo gay!
I always think I'm suppeerrrr gay when I'm around hot girls and when I watched Fast and Furious (Michelle Rodriguez is mighty fine!) I'm not even full on lesbian, but I do have moments where I could be aha