I write a lot of material for stand up comedy, and I finished a segment about why gay men have it luckier, and I realized that it would make a great new game. So, list your benefits to being gay. Let's number them continuing where the last person left off so we know how many reasons we have that we're lucky 1.) When you're married you don't have to worry about putting the seat down. 2.) You save money not having to get HUGE diamond rings. 3.) You get an instant video game buddy. :eusa_danc
I got a free HIV test for being bisexual. If I were straight, I would have had to pay the $60. I'm happy to be a queer because I'm white, male-bodied, and able-bodied. If I were straight, I wouldn't know anything but privilege.
No babies. Which are costly, noisy and generally a bother. You can adopt one if you're so inclined, but not having to worry about one accidentally popping out is huge, as has been previously noted.
Having a decent reason to tell someone you're just not interested. No more having to put the seat down. You get to have an expensive diamond ring each
I spend far too long on the Internet and encounter a lot of sleazy ads selling everything from flash games to get-rich-quick schemes by means of semi-naked women, and it's nice to feel kind of "immune" to their tactics.
A video game buddy I could make out with might be nice. I haven't met too many similarly-inclined ladies who are into gaming though So perks of liking the same sex? ...Boobs? It's encouraged me to go to more clubs than I might not have otherwise gone to. Gay boys and girls know how to party
Have somebody who knows how to do certain things very well since they have they have the same equipment Hanging out and playing video games and magic is a perfect date Strong arms hugging you :icon_bigg That bit of facial hair that kinda tickles when you kiss :icon_redf
I save money because I don't go clothes shopping (maybe video games though). Speaking of shopping, I don't have to carry a lazy girl's 100 pound bags in the giant mall. No unwanted pregnancies! Statistically, our penises are 0.3 inches larger than a straight guy's penis. Every guy wants to play with a gamer. We're guaranteed to date one, make out with one, and ultimately, play COD Ghosts with one.
- No unexpected pregnancy - I don't know about anyone else but being a lesbian to me means I'm probably going to have a girlfriend that understands my moods better than any boy would - Wardrobe is doubled - Specific reason to be "uninterested" when asked out by a male - no gender roles (I really hate them) ---------- Post added 26th Jan 2014 at 04:38 PM ---------- I would love to have a girlfriend that enjoys video games as much as I do :lol: I completely get how you feel; it would be cool if more girls were into gaming.
so scolding for playing GTA. You only get in trouble for playing it if you don't let him join. ALSO NO GENDER ROLES
