LGBT News Christian Group Says Demon Sex Makes You Gay

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  1. Beware Of You

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    This is a year old but makes me laugh, apparently I was screwed by a demon when I was 13

    You couldn't make it up if you tried :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    Christian Group Says Demon Sex Makes You Gay | Alternet
     
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    Wow sounds kinda arousing.
     
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    I remember my first sexual encounter with a demon. Man was it HOT! :grin:
     
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    Question.

    I'm a virgin, yet I'm only attracted to males whilst being a male myself. How exactly does this work for me? :/
     
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    You may have been so traumatized by the event that your mind put up a memory block around it, and you just can't recall it.
     
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    I found that her horns and fangs made things very cumbersome...not my thing. ;P
     
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    ...and that rough burning-hot skin, ugh...I had to see my dermatologist for weeks after that!

    Nope, uh-uh, demon-sex is just not for me!
     
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    :lol:
     
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    I'd actually suggest reading the entire article. It just gets better from there.
     
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    Wait demon sex makes you gay well how come i'm a virgin and like chicks
     
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    first picture is straight?
     
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    Wait, god made his headaches go away?

    *paradigm shift*

    I've been so wrong. I understand now. God is real, miracles happen. I'll devote my life to him. Its all so obvious, how could I have been so blind? And to think, I used to assume that sort of thing could be any number of perfectly reasonable explanations, such as a liar, a new pill, the placebo effect, etc. No, ridiculous.
     
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    Is there a dating site where I can find hot, local demons? Sounds kinda alluring...
     
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    DemonMingle.com or maybe BrimstoneBabes.com? :wink:
     
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    My demon came in through a dream when I was 14. She was in the form of Tea Leoni :slight_smile:
     
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    I guess that's your punishment for wearing a costume on Halloween as a kid.
     
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    I'm trying to think of a joke about being so gay that I went to the Demon Orgy. Or maybe that was good enough.
     
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    Funny how they are saying this when a gospel singer had a video of him giving another man oral released online guess he had the demon online
     
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    Mine was in the form of James Bourne from Busted when I was 14 as well.

    Hmmm looks like I got screwed by a sexy incubus. If he was that good and made me love guys for the rest of my life then Hell seems a nice prospect :-D
     
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    Well let's be honest, if everything these kind of people say was true, a demon orgy would be alot more fun than an angel orgy...
     
    #20 Joanne, Nov 8, 2013
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