You can't be LGBT because...

Excuse me, where's your gay card? You can't be gay.

 

You can't be gay because you've got straight hair...therefore you must be straight.

 

You can't be gay, you only drink beer.

Insinuating gay guys only drink "girly" drinks...I don't know.

You can't be a lesbian because you're too pretty. *shrug*

 

You can't be gay. Where's your rainbow badge?

 

You can't be bi because, then you'd have to sleep with everyone!
-.-

 

You can't be bi because bisexual people don't exist! (according to my mother....)

 

you can't be gay, your the last male in the family line

 

You can't be LGBT because you're bi. Even though it's in the damn acronym. Still not "gay" enough.

 

You can't be gay because you don't like gay music.

 

You can't be a lesbian because you like fuzzy bunnies.

 

You can't be gay. You don't like hot dogs or even tacos!

 

You can't be gay because your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

 

You can't be trans because you have boobs. <--Heard that from a friend lol

 

You can't be bi, you dress so girly.

You can't be bi, you're boy crazed.

 

You are too straight to be gay.

A peer of mine went to a LGBT group in our area and was an outcast for that reason

 

You are too young to be gay. And in addition to that, you are also too manly to be gay.

 

You can't be a lesbian, I thought you were a gemini!

You can't be gay, you smell like old spice!

 

You can't be gay, because..................................yeah that's why.

 

You can't be LGBT, because you're not supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

 

You can't be a lesbian! You're a cheerleader!