Funny responses you got when you came out

2 of my new friends were talking and i wasnt listening and was behind them. a hot girl walked past and i was looking at her ass when friend A catches me.

A: :O you were so checking out her ass.
Me: yh and?
A: your gay?
Me:i am indeed
B: omg A you could sleep with her and see if your gay!

god knows wht they were talking about lol

 

My cousin. Who has been my little brother for years. This is while he was living on my couch.

Me - so... I've been dating someone for about 6 months

Him - that's cool

Me - its a guy

Him - yea I figured

Me - so that's it? No questions?

Him - yea.. So would I be a twink? Like I'm thin but i have a little hair on my chest? I think I need to know the proper terms now.

:dry:

 

Well I'm out to a few friend's n' family(my bother and a cousin). When I told my brother he was like: Aw I already new that tell me something new.And my step sister at the time (3 years ago) and she said: Aw thats nice!So tell me which girl do you like? Haahaa That was the time of my life! But last year my dad found out, my step mom told him and his reaction was :tears: and everyone's in the house was like-what? she's totally crazy let's take her to a mental hospital! :tantrum: So now everybody don't even remember it,cause I went scared and told them that it ain't true :tantrum:

 

My brother said, Are you sure it's not just that you aren't attracted to guys in Florida because they're all stupid, inbred, drooling, Republican hicks?

---------- Post added 23rd Oct 2012 at 02:34 AM ----------

If someone walked in at the wrong time there...

 

I've had this too. My boss asked me if I'm gay so now it's the big joke around the break room. One girl said, Haha, what a silly thing to ask you. You don't look gay."

I like my crushes reaction better though, she keeps telling everyone we're gonna go run off and be gay together. She's only out to a few people including me. No one there knows we're actually gay.

---------- Post added 23rd Oct 2012 at 03:13 AM ----------

:roflmao:

 

I think the funniest part of my coming out would of been from my best friend in high school.

Me: So, I'm a lesbian.
Her: okay.... so does that mean I should have told my friend that you would have been interested?
Me: WHAT?!
Her: She wants to get into your knickers ......i said you were straight... my bad >.<

Lol... funniest moment of my life... her faces were hilarious... and btw no i didn't end up dating her friend.. by the time she found out she was already in love with her current gf lol

 

I think this one was kinda funny. I was chatting with a friend whom I hadn't spoken with in years:

Friend: so, have you got a girlfriend?
Me: no...you see, I'm not into girls.
Friend: so you're into older women? you dog!
Me: shut up >.< I'm gay, dude.
Friend: haha ok.

 

xD well I just came out and my dad said "if any adult gets shitty with you over it,give 'em my number and I got something to say" xD

 

So after reading these posts and laughing my :***: off, I can now finally post one too!
So it was last night via text with my sister this is how is went, short, but funny.

*insert large amount of random text here. Then at the end of that text*
"Also, how exactly do you feel about it??"

"personally? i don't give two fucks about what you are. gay straight bi a dinosaur i don't care"

I guess it was just the "I don't give two fucks" and "gay straight bi a dinosaur" parts I love the most. My sister is amazing!

 

Hmm, this was during our conversation after I came out to my best friend. I'll refer to him as A.

Me: I bet you're all creeped out about us always kissing drunk now! (Not just a peck either...)

A: *grabs my head and kisses me pretty aggressively' ...see I don't care!

Me: Well, that's cleared that up!

 

Not really a coming out thing , but still very funny
I was at work (I work in a restaurant) and I eating and work at the same time a bowl have sausage and spaghetti ( the sausage were cut lengthways) I sucked up a Whole sausage at once. A coworker standing next to me yelled wow you just suck the whole sausage at once . Then my one gay worker gave me the "look" and wink.
Maybe you had to me there but still funny.

 

Just told one of my closest friends her response and i quote "I love gay people why didn't you tell me sooner" ummmm lol

 

This isn't my story, but one of my friend's stories.

Friend: Mom, can you sit down? I wanna tell you something.

Mom: Can't you just tell me? I need to make dinner. What do you want for dinner?

Friend: Mom I'm gay.

Mom: Okay what do you want for dinner?

Friend: Mom, I just said I'm gay?

Mom: Okay, what do you want for dinner?

Friend: Did you just hear me?

Mom: I know you're gay! WHAT THE F*CK DO YOU WANT FOR DINNER?

 

Came out to my best guy friend as trans.
Him: it's a shock but I can handle it
Me: no matter if I'm male, female or a flippen unicorn, your my best friend and I love you.
Him: woah woah! No one said anything about me accepting a unicorn, that is not on.
Me: hahahahaha (I've never laughed so hard.)

 

So Ethan and I tutor high school kids every Thursday and when we were driving back to campus we were talking about our Thanksgiving plans and I mentioned that I may not go home since I'm not getting along with my mom.

Ethan: So have you tried finding a middle ground with her?

Me: Yeah, but she's convinced I can turn straight, though that's only one of our problems.

Awkward silence

Ethan: Wait what? I didn't know that you're gay.

Me: I thought you knew. How could not know? You know I go to the LGBT club meetings, I've implied it a million times. And last night at dinner all Jeff and me talked about was gay stuff and how we can't find boyfriends and you were sitting right next to us.

Ethan: Well, I thought you might be, but I didn't want to ask. And I thought the LGBT meetings were for allies too. And plus I'm pretty oblivious.

Me: Well please tell me you at least knew Jeff was gay.

Ethan: Yeah he's obvious enough even for me. He drools over every hot guy.

It was pretty funny since I didn't think there was anyway he could not know.

 

I finally told my godmother I was gay last week. She asked whom I was living with now. (I have been with my partner of five years for four years no) I said "I was living with my guy" she said "Well you never cared for fish and you loved bananas growing up"
I :roflmao: it was the best reaponse ive ever had.